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Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Snack Attack

25 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

1.094 - 13.922 Ed Larson

there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes

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20.618 - 29.452 Unknown

Dude, I had fucking... Listen to what happened to me this week. I was in San Francisco. I had a show at the Punchline. Love you, Punchline. Great time. Absolutely. Also, sorry to Alaska.

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30.013 - 30.554 Henry Zebrowski

Can't wait.

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30.574 - 51.437 Unknown

Cannot wait to be back there in April. April. We are going to come back. We promise. We're definitely coming this time. And it's not happening. We're coming. We've rescheduled this. We've rescheduled. We're coming. But while I was in San Francisco... I was slumming it a little bit. I took an Uber X and a RAV4 showed up. And at first I'm like, my wife's with me.

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51.457 - 58.253 Unknown

I don't want to get in this fucking thing. Did you assault the driver? I was like just worried that like, you know, it wouldn't.

58.233 - 62.618 Henry Zebrowski

Move. I was surprised it got to me. Honestly, I'm afraid to even put a woman in a RAV4.

62.718 - 84.018 Unknown

Yes. So it had one of those like rear view mirrors that's like a camera instead of like a rear view mirror. You know what I'm talking about? So it was filming you? It was filming. Against your consent? No, it was filming the back. Oh. It was filming the people behind us without their consent. But it was really nice and it seemed... I had a nice time in the RAV4.

Chapter 2: What happened during the Uber ride in San Francisco?

84.519 - 90.647 Unknown

And I think that I've learned something. Because we've gotten a lot of messages. A lot of people say we're very insensitive.

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90.928 - 91.368 Henry Zebrowski

Recently.

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91.589 - 98.879 Ed Larson

Yeah, we get very insensitive about how we've been talking about the RAV4. And, you know, a lot of people have RAV4s, and that's okay.

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99.059 - 106.65 Henry Zebrowski

And I've been really sitting with a lot of people's opinions about the RAV4. And kind of self...

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106.63 - 129.769 Henry Zebrowski

adjudicating yeah about whether if i'm good or not thinking about the rav4 and like yes i'm great yeah but maybe not when it comes to the rav4 i'm sitting in that rav4 with my wife and at first i'm mad as hell and then i'm looking around i'm like this ain't that bad she wasn't screaming no she was just like at least it's not a corolla

130.711 - 138.598 Unknown

Wow. She's changed. Yeah. And so we were, you know, we commiserated in that. And we got to the place and we got out of the car.

138.798 - 154.152 Ed Larson

It got you to where you were going. It got us to where we were going. Weird. I even put some luggage in the back. It worked. And you could sit. I sat on the seat, had a seatbelt, air conditioning.

154.172 - 158.656 Henry Zebrowski

The Rapplers had all the seatbelts. Well, I didn't check the middle.

159.237 - 159.317

Hmm.

Chapter 3: How do the hosts respond to listener feedback?

243.402 - 267.566 Henry Zebrowski

helmets for people who have to drive and ride in rav force honestly that'd be nice helmets and then if there was like a cork like situation for their mouths and it's not to silence them no it's to protect their teeth when they bite on it yeah yeah yeah for when the airbags come out because their airbags are all full of sand This is Side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski.

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267.586 - 283.674 Henry Zebrowski

I'm sitting here with Ed Larson, and we have re-adjudicated our opinion on the RAV4. You're welcome. You're welcome. And this has just been, like, there's so many learning opportunities this week for growth. Yeah, we got all kinds of updates.

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283.714 - 288.242 Ed Larson

And we took one. We did. Yeah, we are a better...

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289.454 - 316.44 Henry Zebrowski

person i'm better person he is i'm better person because i was in a rav4 also i do want to say i'm sorry to frederick brennan i slandered quite a bit right before he died so he died of course we talked about oh my god that guy yes the creator of a chan a guy that uh did start life off in a bad way but then did his best to pull the nose up and tried to discourage young men from getting radicalized on the internet and did everything he could frederick brennan

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316.42 - 339.61 Henry Zebrowski

He passed. Oh. Yeah, he's dead. Wow. I can't believe you were just making fun of that guy. Yep, that's how it goes. This isn't a funny and a bad not funny. It's actually not funny, and I'm sorry. No, no. Unfortunately, he did pass because, unfortunately, Peyton Manning did use him as a long ball. Oh, yeah. That's just me just trying to honestly...

339.59 - 369.006 Henry Zebrowski

hide my pain with laughter Jeff Saturday used him and then he Jeff Saturday gave him to Peyton Manning thank you that was Peyton Manning's center wow yeah thank you so again sorry to that guy and we got some updates I think we got a couple updates before the updates before the updates we got normal updates hold your finger off that fucking trigger Rob you wait your god damn ass

369.998 - 372.784 Ed Larson

They fucking charged the brother in the cruise ship murder.

373.205 - 401.252 Henry Zebrowski

All right. So, first of all, we want to say congratulations to the police. They finally got their man. So, when we arrived last year, this is not just a plug for Crime Wave at C2.0. Certainly not that. The cops are on the boat. Please, everyone jump off. Because guess what? No stepsister got strangled to death on Royal Caribbean that weekend. No, this is a carnival cruise activity.

401.292 - 419.991 Henry Zebrowski

We know that that is what they do over there. Her life was in limbo. You got to be careful over there. So we now know that Anna Kempner, who was a lovely young lady, was on a carnival cruise. Docked at the dock the same weekend we docked. Yeah. After the crime wave at C1.0.

Chapter 4: What updates are shared about the cruise ship homicide?

1107.87 - 1112.029 Unknown

Heck yeah, it's Jeffrey time.

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1115.148 - 1134.357 Henry Zebrowski

Oh, my God. So I made it through about a half an hour of Les Wexner's deposition. Oh, this is what you want to start with. So this fucking piece of fucking shit. I have never. Oh, my God. Natalie heard me in the other room. I'm just watching this. Apparently not very good at keeping a secret. Dude. Oh, my God. So I'm in the room. I sound like I'm at the BAFTAs, right?

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1134.817 - 1144.914 Henry Zebrowski

I'm just yelling at my screen. I'm just sitting here, I'm watching him talk, and I'm just going, motherfucker, motherfucker. You know, like, it's over and over again. Like, I need a documentary made about me.

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1144.994 - 1151.826 Unknown

Not enough laughter at the BAFTA. Right? Why so serious?

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1152.907 - 1179.072 Henry Zebrowski

And so I went and I'm cursing at this motherfucker, Les Wexner. He has this ability. Now I'm seeing this thing, and there's nothing that makes me angrier than when an old man that he goes from, when he leaves that deposition room, which also had members of, they were supposed to have members of Congress, right? None of the Republicans showed up. They sent all their assistants.

1179.612 - 1196.337 Henry Zebrowski

Four Democrats showed up, I guess just because they had nothing to do. I don't know. Right? They were there. I feel like the Democrats should be busy and the Republicans should be there. Whatever. It's not the most important story of the century or anything. Oh, yeah. Who fucking knows? You fucking idiots. So, Les Wexner is getting talked at by these guys.

1196.457 - 1220.615 Henry Zebrowski

And all he does is he goes from the most powerful billionaire, right? He talks about it in one way when you see him on the news. Yeah. And he goes in there. He is the most, oh, shucks. I couldn't even tell you what Jeffrey was doing. You don't have that type of money to act like that. That motherfucking liar lied through his teeth. He's laughing, joking about what's going on.

1220.875 - 1239.885 Henry Zebrowski

He openly says, I don't think Trump and Epstein were friends. He said he never knew Epstein personally. Every single time they brought up an email that said, like, here's him saying stuff like, you and I are embedded together in a crime organization, and we need to act like it. Like, literally saying out loud. He kept going, I don't know what he's referring to in these.

1239.925 - 1257.458 Henry Zebrowski

I don't know what he's talking about in this. Just the most, just like, I can't even. Kind of talked about, like, so what happened when you found out that Jeffrey Epstein was stealing money from you? They were trying to find out, like, a dollar amount, and he wouldn't give it to him. It's always like, oh, you know... Everything went into chaos when we found out Jeffrey was a crook.

Chapter 5: Who is Caleb Flynn and what is his background?

2805.785 - 2819.56 Henry Zebrowski

So this guy by the name of, he's a cute guy, cute guy. He is by the name of Caleb Flynn. He is a pastor. And he is a former American Idol contestant. Let's hear his interview over on American Idol.

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Chapter 6: What happened during Caleb Flynn's American Idol audition?

2819.64 - 2824.085 Jackie Zebrowski

Okay. Rob. He's going to start playing the guitar for me. That's exactly what he does.

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2824.465 - 2848.82 Unknown

My name is Caleb Flynn. I'm from Tip City, Ohio. I auditioned because music is all I know. It's what I live to do. And I love to sing. So that's why I auditioned. Maybe my wife kind of nudged me a little bit, too. My first thought when I got my golden ticket, honestly, all I could do was cover my face because I cried a little bit. I'm kind of a crybaby. I get it from my mom and my dad.

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2850.101 - 2870.602 Unknown

But it was honestly just pure joy, excitement. I tried out for American Idol two or three years ago, and I didn't make it. And so to get this was all the more sweeter and all the more meaningful. So it was awesome. The person that inspires me to be an informer, I guess, would say... I would say the Lord. I'm a music pastor.

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2870.642 - 2886.703 Unknown

So that's my job every week is to go up there and to sing and to connect what I do on stage to the congregation. So first and foremost, obviously, is the Lord. The thing that makes me unique, you know, I absolutely love the Lord. I love my wife.

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Chapter 7: What true crime story is discussed involving an 11-year-old boy?

2886.783 - 2890.308 Unknown

She is very, very pretty. Do you call her a piggy?

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2892.929 - 2900.304 Jackie Zebrowski

Yeah, get rid of this guy. Send him back to the Lord that made him. There's a good chance that happens.

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2900.424 - 2905.013 Henry Zebrowski

I will say, I do think that he did that to his own wife.

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2906.015 - 2911.486 Jackie Zebrowski

Allegedly. But he said he loved his wife, and you know that means he means it. He killed her a little too much.

2911.887 - 2911.967 Unknown

Wow.

2911.947 - 2941.024 Henry Zebrowski

So we did one of my favorite things in true crime is when a man calls in and tells the 911 operator exactly how he murdered the person. But in a third way, somebody else had done it. So he calls and the first thing he goes is, you know, I need an ambulance. Like, well, what's the problem here, sir? And he's like. My wife is shot three times in the head. Oh, my God. He's like, it's so much chaos.

2941.465 - 2955.066 Henry Zebrowski

Three separate shots in the head. I don't know how. And they're like, are the kids still in the house? He's like, yes, yes, the murderer might still be in there. And they're like, oh, my God, do you think that the kids are okay? And he's like, oh, yeah.

2955.637 - 2958.722 Unknown

Oh, yeah, the kids were okay.

Chapter 8: What are the details surrounding the recent updates on the Epstein case?

3061.186 - 3062.709 Ed Larson

That's what makes you such a great host.

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3062.729 - 3065.695 Unknown

Yes, I have duress. It's hard.

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3065.715 - 3069.061 Jackie Zebrowski

And we should be thanked for allowing him to run this network.

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3070.424 - 3076.614 Henry Zebrowski

My disability makes me special and fun. Unlike the BBC, we have an editor.

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3076.634 - 3080.679 Unknown

Yes, we do.

3080.699 - 3101.223 Henry Zebrowski

We do. Two of them. Oh, God. Good Lord. But Anne Burrell, so she was found in a cascade of pills, dead in her shower. And they just now released that there was a suicide note. She had kept a suicide journal. And then do you remember that also from her suicide journal? Yes. Where she had kept a separate document where she was writing all of her sad thoughts in. All of her thoughts. Extremely sad.

3101.243 - 3105.715 Henry Zebrowski

It really fucked up. It's very sad. But it also won worst cooks. I'm totally against journaling.

3105.937 - 3109.038 Ed Larson

Right? That's the problem.

3109.058 - 3110.521 Henry Zebrowski

Journaling's the problem.

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