Jake Bhardwaj

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7,715 appearances 22 recordings 1 series first heard Mar 2026 last heard 11 Aug

Jake Bhardwaj’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 22 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 5.

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I should be the Dalai fucking Lama. voice-verified

I can often have a panic attack in a lift. voice-verified

I'm claustrophobic. voice-verified

Yes, exactly. voice-verified

How was that then? voice-verified

I think mine started from that chainmail disaster when I couldn't get the chainmail off of me. voice-verified

Oh my gosh, yeah. voice-verified

Because I was trapped in this chainmail. voice-verified

I'm being deadly serious. voice-verified

And then it just, from then, I fucking hate it. voice-verified

I can't go on MRI scanners. voice-verified

I couldn't do any of this. voice-verified

I'd always just be injured or drugged up to be put to sleep. voice-verified

I was pretending to be a knight at Leeds Castle when I was 17. voice-verified

Oh, well, until I got down the bottom of the stairs where someone could actually take off the 30 kilo chainmail. voice-verified

So it took me ages. voice-verified

I was just constantly, it probably didn't help that I was out of breath and walking up a set of steps as well. voice-verified

Find a square. voice-verified

Front and back? voice-verified

No, the back's a disgrace. voice-verified

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