Jake Haendel

And this happened in multiple units. So, newer ICU, the place you go to after the ICU, which is like two floors above and longer building, Phillip's house in Ellison 22. This happened like multiple units because I was being moved around a lot. So multiple nursing units were like up in arms freaking out. I actually went back to do a talk.

And this happened in multiple units. So, newer ICU, the place you go to after the ICU, which is like two floors above and longer building, Phillip's house in Ellison 22. This happened like multiple units because I was being moved around a lot. So multiple nursing units were like up in arms freaking out. I actually went back to do a talk.

at mgh and i kind of like alluded to this situation and they're like they're like oh yeah we remember that one that happened here too i'm like oh i had no idea so yeah i was being jerked off all over the hospital I know, it's like I shouldn't be laughing, but it's just like, this is like part of the way I've got through this whole thing too, is with humor.

at mgh and i kind of like alluded to this situation and they're like they're like oh yeah we remember that one that happened here too i'm like oh i had no idea so yeah i was being jerked off all over the hospital I know, it's like I shouldn't be laughing, but it's just like, this is like part of the way I've got through this whole thing too, is with humor.

And like, it's just so extreme that, yeah. To answer your question, how do I go on for so long? Head nurses, charge nurses, brought this up the ladder. I remember the ethics committee and lawyers coming in the room and hovering over my face and being like, Mr. Handel, Can you tell us if this is what you want? And I'm like, fucking frozen, locked in.

And like, it's just so extreme that, yeah. To answer your question, how do I go on for so long? Head nurses, charge nurses, brought this up the ladder. I remember the ethics committee and lawyers coming in the room and hovering over my face and being like, Mr. Handel, Can you tell us if this is what you want? And I'm like, fucking frozen, locked in.

So, I knew it was a big deal because of this, and I'm gonna say something without being able to fact-check it and know it's real, but I do believe I remember a time where it was like, these nurses are really outraged by this. The MGH ethics committee, a few doctors all in the room, and... Her telling them, like, no, like, this is what we want.

So, I knew it was a big deal because of this, and I'm gonna say something without being able to fact-check it and know it's real, but I do believe I remember a time where it was like, these nurses are really outraged by this. The MGH ethics committee, a few doctors all in the room, and... Her telling them, like, no, like, this is what we want.

He always wanted Kit really, really, really convincing everyone. And she did. She had them. You know, for lack of a better word, eating of her palm, you know. She's convincing. She's really good, you know, at that.

He always wanted Kit really, really, really convincing everyone. And she did. She had them. You know, for lack of a better word, eating of her palm, you know. She's convincing. She's really good, you know, at that.

I called him, I'm like, hey, I think you might need stuff. Jake provides his wife's maiden name. They're like, yep. And I'm like, great, I need that destroyed. And they're like, uh, it's not yours. I'm like, but it is mine. And they're like, no, it's hers. And I'm like, no, but it's actually mine.

I called him, I'm like, hey, I think you might need stuff. Jake provides his wife's maiden name. They're like, yep. And I'm like, great, I need that destroyed. And they're like, uh, it's not yours. I'm like, but it is mine. And they're like, no, it's hers. And I'm like, no, but it's actually mine.

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I start becoming unparalyzed and I'm like making baby sounds and there's a video that I put on YouTube of me eating chocolate pudding with a spoon. I'm dying laughing because I thought it was so funny that I just couldn't do it and pudding was getting everywhere, cracking up. Anyway, I'm kind of... I was about to say master to the pudding, but that's a stretch.

I start becoming unparalyzed and I'm like making baby sounds and there's a video that I put on YouTube of me eating chocolate pudding with a spoon. I'm dying laughing because I thought it was so funny that I just couldn't do it and pudding was getting everywhere, cracking up. Anyway, I'm kind of... I was about to say master to the pudding, but that's a stretch.

But, you know, they were like, let's try a fork. And at this juncture, I could only barely hold the fork. But I've successfully got a bite on a fork from a plate that was in my lap. So I could only eat off my lap. And they were like, what do you like to eat? I'm new to eating too, and I'm like, blueberries are good for my brain. They brought in all these blueberries for me, it was great.

But, you know, they were like, let's try a fork. And at this juncture, I could only barely hold the fork. But I've successfully got a bite on a fork from a plate that was in my lap. So I could only eat off my lap. And they were like, what do you like to eat? I'm new to eating too, and I'm like, blueberries are good for my brain. They brought in all these blueberries for me, it was great.

And I had a little cup of blueberries balanced on my lap. And I'm taking this fork, and I just can't get them on the fork. And it's so frustrating, so I did one of these hot tosses. And it missed the cup and it went directly in my balls. Like, like, my balls were now on the fork, kinda. And I'm like, ahhh! And these nurses come in and they're like, what's wrong? And I'm like crying.

And I had a little cup of blueberries balanced on my lap. And I'm taking this fork, and I just can't get them on the fork. And it's so frustrating, so I did one of these hot tosses. And it missed the cup and it went directly in my balls. Like, like, my balls were now on the fork, kinda. And I'm like, ahhh! And these nurses come in and they're like, what's wrong? And I'm like crying.