Jake Johnson

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17,281 appearances 23 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 6d ago

Jake Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 23 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 10.

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We're Here to Help · 322: Unicorns Drink Free & You're Running, Dude · 7 Sep 2026 podcast

in different phases of the attack. matched

So what if if you had like but and look, they could go together, but to me that feels like if someone says to me, like, Hey, we could be friends, Jake, but if we're not friends, we're gonna be fucking enemies. matched

Then we're not friends. matched

Then I'm like, Well don't threaten me. matched

But if they say like, Hey man, we kinda got off a little bit sideways, let's cross promote. matched

Let's have a little bit of fun. matched

Then I'll go like, Yeah, I don't need to get nasty with you 'cause, you know, I like to get nasty. matched

I can miss it. matched

I can mix it up in the mud like anybody else. matched

But if someone says, Let's get out of the muck together, I'll go, Yeah, yeah, I agree. matched

Yeah, what do you guess that's matched

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We don't allow unlike other bars, we don't allow people to take bath in our alcohol before serving it. matched

Where you go like, What are you talking about? matched

And then you go like this, Oh, I'd never imply to you guys. matched

Yeah. matched

Only bar within twenty miles that doesn't pour alcohol on their genitals before serving. matched

and you know what you could do, and this could actually be good business for you, is you could get one of those signs out front that you could change the lettering every day. matched

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It could be every day you're putting a different funny thing up there. matched

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