Jake Lambert

And it took me, every day I was at a different airport to fly to the next city, mate.

So you need a routine somehow.

So I'd end up going to the Starbucks, but it took me a few days to realise they don't call it porridge now, it's oatmeal.

So you realise how bleak it sounds being called porridge.

It's not the most inspiring word, is it?

But somehow oatmeal, even though you're basically saying just a meal of oats, sounds better somehow.

I'm not, but thank you.

Well, look, Jake Lambert, thank you so much for coming on the Hodaki Big Show.

Thanks for having me.

I'm still thinking this might all be a prank, but thank you.

You're such a mad bastard, mate.

It's sort of insane.

Not actual racist jokes, just joking about the fact that you might be racist.

It's so insane.

I think that would be someone's career would be over back home.

Just the idea of even referencing that you might be, you'd be gone.

I think there's individual ones for tomorrow night.

I think there's like seven left or something.

Oh, wow.

I know, it's exactly seven.