Jake Steinfeld

And he finds this picture of this beautiful woman, beautiful blonde, standing in front of a lighthouse.

And it says, like, good luck or something.

And somehow I couldn't watch the first five minutes of the film.

So somehow he somehow finding this picture saves his life.

You know, and he looks at it and he starts obsessing on it, staring at the picture and says, good luck, charm and so on and so forth.

And then he comes back to the States and he has nothing to do and nowhere to go.

And he starts obsessing on this picture and he decides he's going to go find this woman.

So he goes to find her.

And, of course, she lives in a little town and she's a hot blonde, but she runs a dog kennel.

And she takes care of all the animals, all the different animals.

And he goes up to her and he does this thing where he's like, listen, I came here for a reason and this is why.

And she goes, I know you're applying for the job.

Now fill this out.

And then he's like, but what?

Huh?

And the next thing you know, he's working there.

Of course, he has to.

He has to.

Because you can't.

He's the best.