Jake Steinfeld

This is – all right.

I'm telling you this.

There's an entitlement issue that's going on in this country that shows itself in ways that you guys don't think amount to a hill of beans.

But to me, it's more science than any science could ever – any paper out of Harvard or Yale.

This was an understood fact 10 years ago.

It does not exist anymore.

I flew to Tampa with a steady stream of people just walking through.

10 years ago, 20 years ago, it was like, hey, that guy –

paid five times as much for his ticket he's flying first class that's his bathroom uh it's all right we're going to land at the same time and when we get off the plane we'll both be standing in tampa but i will have saved 1500 bucks that didn't exist now it is a just literally a line of people walking to the front and it's a it's it's it's it's it's a it's a systematic uh

situation it's it's endemic to this to this society it is what we've become and the stewardess doesn't or they yeah whatever doesn't why don't they enforce it do you think it's because after 9-11 their focus is on other stuff or something they you see this stuff starts it's like how do you eat how how do you eat a buick

And how could you eat a Buick?

You grind it up and you eat it one spoonful at a time.

And you just sprinkle it on your cereal every day.

And five years from now, you will have shit out a Buick.

It doesn't.

Can you reassemble it?

I'd be nice.

It'd be nice if your intestines worked that way.

What I'm saying is you'd start slowly and then it just keeps going.

And then eventually no one says anything.