Jake Steinfeld
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You want to know why?
Because you have not distinguished yourself.
Now you have a stutter.
Okay, now he's got a stutter.
Now he's got a stutter.
Listen to him.
He was fine.
And I want a little dyslexia, too, because all the greats had to overcome something.
Stutter, though, is major.
Wasn't I telling you I wanted my son to get fat the other day?
Weren't we just talking about him getting fat?
You're going to pack it on.
The stutter, the dyslexia, and the fat equals your fucking Brad Pitt at that point.
That's exactly right.
So your dad gets you the weight set.
You start getting some self-esteem.
A hundred percent.
No, mostly β no.
Come on, soft people.
Jews is mostly Mr. Universe, not Mr. America.