Jake Steinfeld

And they're kind of—for that one brief—it's a weird thing.

Like, look, you know—

If you're Bill Gates and a cop pulls you over and the guy works for San Bernardino and he's 24 years old, for that 12 minutes, he's the boss.

For that little moment in time, that 24-year-old guy who dropped out of junior college and is working for the San Bernardino PD –

Bill Gates is saying, yes, sir.

No, sir.

You pull up in a nice car.

He says, no.

When you have a trainer, Harrison Ford or whatever, Spielberg, the biggest guys in the world, but for the hour and a half they're with you or whatever they're with, you're their boss.

You're telling them what to do.

They're trying to impress you.

That's right.

And take it a shot.

You also figure out, one of the things I figured out is I should be hanging with these guys and not my asshole buddies from the Valley.

Even though I get to be the head honcho with my douchebag friends from the Valley.

That's why you hang with them.

I'd rather be low man on the totem pole and learn something.

Take a shot, by the way.

You can get it on Amazon, by the way, the Take a Shot, Jake's book.

And again, if you're going to Amazon, go to adamkroll.com and click on the banner and show some love for Jake and show a little love for the pirate ship.