Jake Steinfeld
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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But what I do is I leave a space for the dates and the times and the girl's name and stuff.
Cheating.
Yeah, like on my wife.
Yeah.
Just be a bummer.
I'd be a horrible president because I'd do a lot of like, isn't this kind of why we have the vice president?
Why do I have to drop off all the bummer news?
Yeah.
Let Agnew talk for a while or whoever's fucking over there.
Come on.
Why do I got to fucking be a bummer?
I want people, by the way, if it goes well.
You know, I'll talk about that.
But when stuff doesn't work, get the fucking vice president over there.
Get the number two.
He'd be more than happy to do it.
By the way.
I'm going to be like, he'll commit this shit to memory.
I'll just be reading off.
Those will be cue cards, you know, for me.