Jake Steinfeld

And I said, well, everyone, I was just looking at all the fucking graffiti everywhere.

And all the crazy guys in their gardening trucks.

And I was like, well, welcome to Tijuana, everybody.

It's nice to be back in Tijuana.

I love me some Tijuana.

And we were going down the 110.

And everyone, they're scared to laugh because they don't agree with my politics.

But they know I'm right.

So we're going down the 110.

And...

It's Sunday.

It's 1030 in the morning, and the exchange to get on the 101 and drive me home is backed up all the way through and all the way around.

And I say, God damn, what is wrong?

It's Sunday morning, and we can't turn off the 110 onto the 101 and go to my house on a Sunday morning.

It's backed all the way out.

So I say, porcelain punisher, just push it through.

We'll take the 110.

We'll go around to the 5.

We'll come around the other side, and we'll get off on 4 Salon Drive.

I say you got to be careful when you get off on Forest Lawn Drive because there's always cops underneath that bridge over there.