Jake Steinfeld
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The hobos went, you know what?
Fuck it.
Let's just panhandle.
Why are we burning calories?
No, because then Matt laid on the horn.
And not because he wanted to, but because I'd been telling him how to drive for the last 26 miles.
Got him.
Oh, really?
Weird because it didn't seem to come from the front of the car.
More the bowels of the car.
I've been practicing.
So Matt, who I was, you know, Matt does that thing where it's like when I drive with someone and they're doing that merge and they're sort of neither fish nor fowl with it.
Like they don't slow down and they don't speed up.
They just stay in the middle of the merge.
I go, come on, get it, hit it, get it, get on it.
Because I hate when people do stuff like they're going uphill and they're changing lanes and they're slowing down.