Jake the Trouser Snake

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251 appearances 6 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 2d ago

Jake the Trouser Snake’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 6 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 2.

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Put salt and pepper.
I like mine a little bit heavy salt and pepper, especially the pepper.
Bit of mozzarella cheese on top.
Close her up.
Butter on either side.
Doesn't matter if it's fucking non-stick or stick, whatever the fuck you call it.
Boys, I'm telling y'all.
My auntie, when I was about 14 years old, she goes, oh, try this, Jake.
I was over at her place.
And I go, hot tuna, like warm tuna, I don't know.
Tried it.
I reckon I've had one at least four times a month, like once a weekend, every weekend since.
It is coots ma goots, I'm telling you.
Just fucking try it and get back on the pot about it and you'll understand.
Anyway, boys, you stay out of yourselves.
Don't ditch your dogs.
Don't ditch your strippers.
Don't fart on them.
Yeah.
Now, I don't know much about tractors, but if it's red, keep it in the motherfucking shed.
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