James Acaster

James gets really angry if guests pick a cheese board instead of dessert.

Whereas I love it.

I'm the cheese boy.

The thing is, I would probably go with a British cheese, and my go-to would just be a very, very mature cheddar, I think.

You can't beat a very mature cheddar.

Yeah.

But then also, if we're... Have you tried Sussex Charmer?

No.

I like the crumble.

Yeah.

I'm going to check that out.

every year for christmas my mother-in-law buys me the godminster cheddar nice and like all the varieties so they do a truffle one that is out of this world and then a chilly one and then just the the normal one i love that stuff but then love stilton as well colston bassett stilton obviously and then sure manchego comte an aged comte lovely we could do a whole separate episode on cheese yeah we should do i mean you can pick cheese you can pick cheese for your dessert if you if you wanted

James Cate's telling a story now.

You're not listening.

We can just leave it on the side and you can just nibble on it later on.

On a wall?

I'm so excited for Christmas now because I'm going to go absolutely cheese crackers.

I can't wait.

You're going to go cheese crackers?

I'm going to go crackers and cheese, cheese crackers.