James Acaster
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A bit of salt water.
It's not a good one.
Phil just like naked, just slides across the floor.
You could have just said, just take your breath, mate.
Whatever you're about to say.
You're not going to say nice, soft hands.
Yeah.
All those lovely hands.
And you're very welcome here.
Forget it.
I'd do that.
I'd chop it all up.
I'd get shell all in it.
Yeah.
And I'd be like...
two seconds in and it being hard I'd think to myself it's not even like marshmallows in here yeah it's not even doing this for a marshmallow I'm doing it for something that I'm going to get halfway through and go yeah I'm going to freak out while I'm eating it
Fucking hell.
We had Roshan Conaty on the podcast once and she said she loves watching YouTube videos of animals that wouldn't normally hang out with each other who make friends in captivity and how sweet it is.
I love eating them both and they never would have met.
It feels amazing.