James Acaster

So they just are like, where's Phil?

So they don't know what's happened.

I remember reading something once about a guy who had a thing, you know, a very rigid thing of like how long his relationships lasted, like romantic.

So if he got in a relationship, it was, well, say 10 years.

And that was how long it was good.

So every year, every relationship was the same amount of time to the point where he would say to partners, like, this is what it is with me.

Hmm.

No matter how it's going, after 10 years, we're done.

Wow.

And I think at the beginning, a lot of them would think like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it would get to 10 years on the day, you go, goodbye.

Wow.

And they'd be like, are you fucking kidding me?

That's crazy.

Yeah.

Every single person must think, I'm going to change his mind.

We are so right for each other.

This is a good relationship.

They're approaching the three-year mark, whatever it is, and they're going, there's no way.

we are, this is the best relationship I've ever been in.