James Fox

We thought, let's spice this car up.

It was white.

So we like painted it red on the hood and the whatever.

And then we drove it to Portugal and ended up having to ditch it and Portugal came back.

But we went across Europe together, really, really good friends.

And then he was like, you know, I'm just hungry all the time in Europe.

He's this big guy.

And he's like, you know, the food portions are so small in Europe.

I need more food.

And he's like, and everything's so expensive.

And he wanted to go home.

So he went home a little early.

I stayed on for, oh man, I ended up becoming an au pair.

I went to London, sold clothing door to door.

Sleeved clothing store, the clothing store that comes to you.

You know, I had the door slammed in my face.

And then I worked as an au pair in the French Alps, not speaking any French.

And then when I came back to the States quite a bit later, you know, we kind of fell out.

And then we reunited in our early 20s and he was into UFOs.

And I was like, what a shame.