Jane Coaston

What's the craziest day slash night where I could be not near anyone I am allegedly genetically related to?

I can't imagine what Elon Musk Christmas is like.

I'm horrified by the thoughts.

I just may imagine like, I don't know, some sort of Android illusion.

But like every email, I'm just like, you're all terrible.

You're all terrible.

Except for like Tina Brown.

Tina Brown.

And Julie K. Brown, who was indeed a problem, just as they thought.

I have so many more questions along that direction, but let's stay focused.

Other private islands.

Other private islands that do not like, I kind of like the implication that Jeffrey Epstein was just like the only possible option for lunch.

Like, you know, like you were on like the drive between Cincinnati and St.

Louis and it was either you turn over at the turnpike or you just go hungry.

It's not like that.

Yeah, I think that there's a sense I have some semblance of hope in just like basic, not institutional norms because those fell away a while back.

But I do think that the one thing this administration cares a lot about, though they will pretend that they don't, they care a lot about perception management, a lot about it.

And so you can see that with Kristi Noem saying that the Department of Homeland Security, once they figure out the budget stuff, because obviously they're still debating about DHS reforms, they will send federal immigration officers body cams.

Which you would think that there's a version of the story where Stephen Miller is running all of this and he just says, fuck all of you.

I hate you.