Jase

And a thought leaped into my head, fully formed.

You know, sometimes it's like a feeling almost.

You're not thinking about it.

Your brain just gives you the thought.

And the thought I had when I looked down at my shoelace, which was flopping around and landing in puddles and stuff, was I hope between now and work I come across a low wall.

Otherwise, I'm never going to do the shoelace up.

Right.

Do you know what I mean?

So I needed to find a wall to put my foot up on it so I could do the shoelace up because there was no way that I was going to bend over to do it up.

Yeah, that's right.

For me, I was walking, it was through this car park over the back there, and I saw over in the distance, about 80 to 120 metres, way hard to tell with my eyesight, was a low wall.

And I thought to myself, you beauty.

Yeah.

Without a word of a lie.

Wow.

So that's the state of it.

Yes.

The absolute state of it.

Am I going bald?

You sort of go through periods with your hair loss, and this is obviously happening to me, is you'll be on your computer there and you look down at the keyboard and there's just hair all over it.