Jason Bailey

And it is just like the most video gamey game in the world.

It's something that only video games could do.

And the premise is really wacky.

You're like the prince of the king of all cosmos who has destroyed the universe in a drunken bender.

Like, don't worry about it.

But you have a sticky ball and you got to roll the sticky ball around the world and it gets bigger and bigger.

And eventually the king turns it into a star.

If you were not following that, that's okay.

It does not make any sense.

But it's just this progression system of like,

continually building a mass of objects until you're bigger.

Like that's like a primal desire, I think.

And there's a new game that recently came out called Once Upon a Katamari.

There's been a large drought in the series.

Some of the games that recently came out weren't the best.

This is like a return to form.

It's just joy in a bottle.

And it's kind of like an arcade game.

You can come, you can play it for five minutes and then put it down.

Well, I feel like we should go south.