Jason Jones

Santa is real as f***.

Hey, don't be stupid, John.

A swarthy Turkish Santa will make people very uncomfortable.

Oh, wait, no.

Megan said if I feel uncomfortable, there's no need to change it.

If white people feel uncomfortable, then we have to change it.

And then pretend it's the way it's always been.

That's how this became this.

Like how this becomes this.

He was.

Because the moment white folks saw a black man with a big old bag coming down their chimney, it'd be time to grab a gun and stand your ground.

So we came to the Fox News All-American Christmas Tree Lighting Show to talk to people about how they're surviving the war on Christmas.