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parenthood schools um homelessness uh crime the border uh education like we were not we stopped being a scientific people like it's not scientific but the left certainly stayed scientific no they didn't it's why not because they think gender that they went way too far with that's not scientific

And he left.

I will become... You got to get back to your roots and talk a little puppy.

It's been raining for 40 days.

Got the news.

Hey, a big one here.

Just a pun for you.

The Golden State Killer was brought to justice in part because of his distinctive micro penis.

A new book about to capture details just how small the penis is.

Smaller than a pinky finger.

Really?

Not even.

The poor photographer that had to take it, he said, D'Angelo, it was directed to spread his legs and pull back the foreskin.

And when the photographer finally got the money shot, it proved how small it was.

Smaller than the circumference of a dime.