Jay Reeve
speaker
11,766 appearances
40 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard yesterday
Jay Reeve’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Not fucking one.
The wife was bent over double laughing at this stage, and there was no other option but to laugh.
And after a tactical boardroom meeting.
and more warm puss, we queued for another couple of hours to get back to the mainland.
Well now it's six PM and our return bus was booked for ten PM.
Fuck.
My wife started to transition from amuse to pure unadulterated rage.
Old five can fucking van Dam was starting to come out of there.
Yep, you guessed it.
I was busier than a one-armed cab driver with crabs begging every bus driver and scored two cancellation seats, which got us back to Auburn.
Mother of all God.
What next?
At this point the wife went to freshen up and I sat down on the couch and yep, you guess it promptly fell asleep.
Woke up at eleven PM.
Why uh wife tried to wake me a million times or so she said.
Anyway, with the missus in bed, I was determined to salvage the night, so I set off to spoons.
Walked in completely the wrong direction, bought a kebab uh that was drier than a nun's chuff, and had to return home and defeat.
The next morning I realised spoons was literally across the road from where we were staying.
What an absolute fuck up.
Uh so to summarise, we travelled across Scotland to see you, spent most of the day queuing for a fucking ferry that wasn't a ferry, had a 20-second interaction with you, absolute legends, which was short and sweet, much my much like my love making.
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