Jeff Clement
speaker
719 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 13 Sep
Jeff Clement’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 4 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 2.
Appearances
Pumpkins were his new bread and butter.
He could see the pores on those works of goddamn art when he worked them proper.
Almost looked human.
Never told us what he was doing with them until it hit the news.
Half a decade of medical school down the drain.
Broke his mother's heart to find what was left of him when they came to book the poor bastard.
Who knew someone could last that long without the top of your head?
Figured he would have passed out from blood loss before too long.
Word is, someone put in an anonymous tip, but you didn't hear that from me.
This one?
Goo Be Gone?
Shit.
Used their namesake the way teenage boys and boys who never grew up used duct tape.
On basically every damn thing.
They were a sticker fiend.
THE sticker fiend.
Always had new tips and tricks on how to deal with a stubborn situation.
Busted ROPE with double Ds like no one's business.
They bought a used amp for $400 from some down-on-his-luck roadie that was layered in some 25 years or so of band stickers just for the privilege of going ape on the thing.
And wouldn't you know it, it was pristine when they cleared that final Black Sabbath piece.
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