Jeff Clement
speaker
719 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 13 Sep
Jeff Clement’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So he did.
He followed through.
A week later, a file labeled penance.mp4 appeared on the subreddit front page from P38's defunct account.
We did a simulcast, made an event of it, and watched Uriah give a standard YouTuber bullshit apology video, noticing how he never let his hands come into shot other than the one time he unconsciously wiped his nose with the back of his hand, the fingers wrapped thick with bandages, the tips a dark brown bordering on black with tinges of yellow.
He quickly let it fall away, snot dripping down his goatee.
Then he was quiet for a long while, staring somewhere beyond the camera.
Two full minutes passed before he looked up, his eyes glittering at the camera.
Then a video played in a pop-up window of its own accord, titled Otto de Fey.
And we saw, we all saw, the process of Uriah setting pristine dentist tools to pry up his fingernails one by one, the flesh pulling up sticky and raw as his hands shook more and more.
It...
was truly an astonishing act of faith.
Blood was everywhere, making the process seem to take longer each by each, but time has a funny way about it.
Looking back, it was actually shorter in the last few pulls.
He was getting better at the work.
Then it returned to him staring out into nothingness.
He pulled a large, yellow bowl into frame.
It was filled with grapes.
He was peeling them with his hands, somehow.
"'I'm getting better,' he said.
"'I am.
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