Jeff Clement
speaker
719 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 13 Sep
Jeff Clement’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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We approached the litter box with our collars pulled over our noses.
I lifted the box's lid, and the smell intensified.
James, look.
I bent closer to the box.
The surface of the litter was softly pulsating, like desert dunes during an earthquake or skin with an intense rash.
The gray dust shivered under my gaze.
I grabbed the box's scooping shovel.
I gently brushed away the top of crust of litter, and the stench exploded in strength.
Crawling out of French Fry's shit were dozens of writhing black worms, as thick and long as toothpicks.
They burrowed deeper into the litter as the kitchen light hit them.
Oh my god!
Like an answer to his question, French Fry let out a raspy hiss.
James started to turn, and she leapt down from the top of the fridge onto his back, driving her claws deep into his neck and shoulders.
"'Ah, fuck!'
I screamed, and French Fry sank her bangs into James's neck.
I grabbed her around her emaciated stomach and tore her off of James's back.
Blood seeped through the hole she left in his T-shirt."
In panic, I hurled her across the room.
She landed on all fours and trained her burning, hateful eyes on me.
"'French fry!'
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