Jeff Clement
speaker
719 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 13 Sep
Jeff Clement’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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She bared her fangs and charged.
In the millisecond before she pounced, James swung his foot and sent her flying through the air.
She hit the wall with a thud and slumped to the ground in a limp pile.
James panted and held his palm over his bleeding neck."
I started to sob, and back in those days when I sobbed, James sobbed too.
French Fry was still breathing.
We laid her unconscious body down in the bathtub, and James grabbed some bandages for his neck from the cabinet.
When he was about to turn off the bathroom light, I stopped him.
I don't want her scared when she wakes up.
James nodded, and we closed the bathroom door.
The emergency vet clinic opened at 7 the next morning.
I cleaned up the bite on James' neck, and we decided that as soon as they were open, I would bring French Fry to the vet, and James would go to urgent care to get checked for anything that she might have transmitted with her bite.
In the bathroom, I heard French Fry wake up.
She clawed at the door and shifted, seamlessly, back and forth between desperate wails and violent, warlike shrieks.
James and I tried to ignore it, and eventually, we sobbed to sleep in each other's arms.
I'm not sure what time it was when I woke up to a fat, wet drop of saliva landing on my lower lip.
I opened my eyes.
James?
He was on top of me, his legs pinning down mine and panting.
His breath was hot and damp, and yellow pus bubbled around the bite on his neck.
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