Jeff Tyson (JT)

Look, if you run sideways on a hill of pine straw at about a 45-degree angle, it's not going to go well.

It's slick as ice.

So, yeah, and it was probably a 50-yard run from the first tree to the last one.

But there was a total, I think, $300 or $400 that I ended up grabbing from

And then as I get to the finish line, and you even had my wife Judy down there cheering you guys on, which I'm still kind of bent on that one.

But anyway, I don't know if she was cheering for you guys to hit me or for me to get the envelopes.

But I got to the end, and I thought we were done.

And all of a sudden, you know, there's one last paintball that hit me on the back of my hand with just a little thin glove.

And I'm like, ow, wow, wow, you're still firing.

That was pretty good, but yeah, I appreciate the $300.

I think that was for your birthday or Rick's birthday.

Yeah, I think it was Rick's.

Well, look, you know, I wasn't in my own car.

I was in a big U-Haul moving van.

I mean, one of the big box ones.

And, you know, if you're not used to driving and backing those things up, you know, you can get confused pretty quick.

Well, the back bumper stuck out about four feet, you know, compared to a regular vehicle.

And dang it, if that lamppost at the apartment complex didn't get in my way, next thing you know, it's on the ground.

Sparks are flying.

and there's a bunch of kids out there just yucking it up, laughing and running around screaming.