Jeff Tyson (JT)

I'm like, where am I going to take this deer now?

So I'm thinking, that's it.

I'm just getting rid of the deer.

So I've got to find a dumpster.

So I pulled into your restaurant, and it's Saturday night.

And the place is packed with people.

I said, I can't get out of this brown hornet, beautiful saber, and take a deer out of the trunk with all these kids around here.

So I bailed on that idea.

And then I went over to the Pelham Civic Center and did a, you know, like you're throwing a hammer in the Olympics, a big thing with a cord on it.

And I launched the deer into the woods.

And in my, you know, haste to get out of there quick, I shut the trunk back down on it.

and some of that black trash bag came out of the trunk and was hanging out the back, but I didn't know it.

With blood on it, right?

Yes, blood dripping all over it, but I didn't know it.

So I get into the center of Hoover, right there at the intersection of Highway 150 and 31 by the Galleria, and it's Saturday night now, about 10 o'clock, and my trunk has got this black bag with blood dripping off it.

All of a sudden, Hoover police, whoo, they pull me over.

And I'm like, get out of the car.

Come back around here.

And I'm still in camo and an orange hat.

And he says, come on back here and look at this.