Jelly Roll

You meet a lot of guys like me?

Oh, okay, cool.

You meet a lot of guys like me?

My life in Canada, well, shit, I moved to Texas this last year.

No, I do not, but I have papers.

I do have papers.

Okay.

I'm hoping to get permanent papers later, but... Yeah.

Canada is a good time, and I finally started dating a female girl.

Yeah, I had to pretend that, you know, I was interested in their $17,000 drawers, but the Amish, they're pretty pricey, but... And then I waited nine years, and then I met a girl who's not Amish, so I'm allowed to date her, but... Hell yeah.

But don't you feel like you're soiling their existence a little bit by exposing them to the world?

Yeah, I was scared off of me cause I was talking to her and I made her laugh.

And then like four of her dad showed up immediately.

Oh shit.

They have so many dads, and they looked at me like there's no fucking chance.

Oh, yeah.

They have so many dads, and they looked at me like there's no fucking chance.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I study in Canada to make money.

I go and I have a yo-yo company.