Jennifer Kohnhorst

But I want to go back during the daytime because I want to spend more time.

And I'm going to go to the all-women's area because I'm naked and it's daytime.

And so I just really kind of want to be around women.

So I go through the whole ritual, you know, robes, slippers, and I walk up this winding path to the area.

And I go through the gate.

And when I walk through, I remember thinking, I need to sear this image into my brain so that I can tell my straight male friends about it for masturbatory material.

Because there are like 12 nude and semi-nude women, and they are like the goddesses of Santa Fe.

They are long and lithe and tan and muscular.

And they have the kind of body that requires like decades of good genes and millions of dollars.

And this is probably a good time for me to talk a little bit about my body, by contrast.

I'm a corn-fed Midwestern girl, I'm five feet tall, and I'm 41, and I've had two children, and there has not been a lot of course correction throughout the last decades.

So, you know, I'm fat, and I'm fat not like Dove beauty ad fat, I'm fat like rolls and dimples and, you know, things, and these women, I'm sure, are like, they think back fat is a myth, but I'm, you know, here I am.

So...

But I'm not easily daunted.

So I'm like, you know, robe off.

I go into the hot tub.

And I settle into the experience.

And this really beautiful woman comes out.

She's fair-skinned, red hair.

And she walks out.