Jennifer Welch

I'm going to bring up something petty just because I like to be petty and I think it's fun and therapeutic.

It's cathartic.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's get it out.

But, you know, all of the talk in the MAGA movement about masculinity, right?

And then their idealized man wears a full face of makeup every single day.

And I don't care if people wear makeup, if you're a man, if you're non-binary.

I don't give a shit.

When we grew up, do you remember how we used to say it's a free country?

all the time.

Like even in Oklahoma, there'd be some redneck and he'd go, well, that guy's dressed like a girl, but I don't know what that is, but at least it's a free country.

And the whole thing was, I'm going to mind my own business.

You don't hear people saying it's a free country anymore that much.

And I just think it's interesting that the idealized alpha male in the MAGA movement wears a full face of makeup

Every single day.

I've only seen one photo with the makeup off.

And he was at his golf course.

And his pants were pulled and hiked like way up.

And I'll tell you what.

You can see the outlines of the Depends.