Jenny Slate

I don't think CBD is really real, but that might be controversial.

Either way, she was like, if you want it to work, you have to use the, yeah, the THC dropper.

And she was like, but you smoke so much weed that, you know, it says between one and three droppers, you should probably take three droppers.

So I was like, cool, I'll take three droppers.

I took the three droppers.

And I just... I mean, it was like... I think it was like the worst experience of my life, during which I tried to watch the movie Amelie and couldn't figure out what language it was in.

And was just like, what is this?

Oh, man.

Yeah, I'm trying to work it into stand-up now, but it's still, like, a little scary that this happened.

You know, it's, like, it's not exactly funny yet because I actually think I did almost die.

And I threw up, like, outside of my bathroom because I, like, couldn't figure out how to get over the threshold.

Like, just crazy shit.

Went to bed with all my clothes on, my boots, like, some, like, little zipper-up booties, like, got in the bed that way.

Texted, like, I need to call for help, need to call for help.

And then was, like, it's too late, Jenny.

I need an adult.

It's too late.

And then I looked, it was 6.45 p.m.

And I was like, oh!

It was just, it was so bad.