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"RE-RELEASE: Jenny Slate"

13 Nov 2025

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Chapter 1: What workout insights does Jenny Slate share?

6.241 - 23.182 Sean Hayes

Hey, guys, just kind of like a massive major workout. My thighs are pumped. My thighs are pumped. My everything's pumped up so big. I can't even like I don't I pass a mirror and I'm like, wait a minute. Where did Sean go?

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Chapter 2: What interesting NASA news does Jenny Slate mention?

23.843 - 52.225 Sean Hayes

And it's he's right here. So but who am I kidding? I didn't work out enough. I woke up this morning about the NASA thing. Did you read this thing today? No.

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52.245 - 52.606 Unknown

What happened?

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52.626 - 67.397 Sean Hayes

That the Voyager, you know, it's like 15 billion miles away. Yeah. And they don't quite know what's, there's something going on with it where they're not receiving correct information, but they're still receiving information. And I'm interested in that shit. Did I just lose everybody?

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67.497 - 90.366 Sean Hayes

no yeah you don't you want to try to stay away from uh just half stories okay yeah that's what i was gonna say i was gonna say like i'd be interested if you gave me actually anything interesting to think about okay well i can tell you what happened with my i got my mri back from my neck this i want to know about okay okay and what they say it's no i got a better story it's a pain in the

92.928 - 103.523 Sean Hayes

Okay, so listen. So this is a true story. As you can notice, I got my hair cut yesterday, right? It's really, really short. And I got a little color in there, too. So Scavo, blah, blah, blah. Joke, joke, joke. Scavo, Greek, fantastic.

103.543 - 113.738 Jason Bateman

Oh, hang on. Is that what we do now to fucking? What the fuck is going on? What are we at, a kid's birthday party? So I'm sitting there. Wait, wait, wait.

113.758 - 122.31 Unknown

You just glossed over the rinse. You put a rinse in there, huh? What's the name of the color on that rinse? It's usually something like chestnut forever or something like that.

125.564 - 133.839 Jason Bateman

On your weight is... No, it's... It's two words. Chest nuts. No, it's nut on chest. Right? Please nut on chest.

Chapter 3: What personal story does Jenny Slate share about her hair appointment?

180.778 - 187.265 Sean Hayes

Isn't that the nicest thing in the world? Chris did or Eskevo did? Chris did. That's pretty nice. The guy who owns the salon. That's pretty nice.

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187.305 - 192.651 Unknown

I know Chris. I know for Tracy. I can't believe you're asking them for snacks in there. Why don't you just go in there and behave yourself?

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192.691 - 199.159 Jason Bateman

Also, there wasn't a please in there. You were like, hey, Eskevo, give me some candy. You said, hey, Chris, give me some candy. I know.

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199.459 - 204.745 Sean Hayes

What is going on? You're a tyrant. You're so sweet. I can't believe that, that he actually sent somebody out to get me chocolates.

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204.725 - 211.134 Jason Bateman

Also, who eats peanut butter in a hair salon? The hair's going to get stuck in it. Gross. That sounds disgusting to me. Well, anyway.

212.135 - 216.1 Sean Hayes

Listen, I don't want to keep our guest waiting. I do. Okay, listen.

216.941 - 220.987 Unknown

So with all this momentum, this hilarious momentum, let's go ahead and intro the guest.

222.549 - 231.12 Jason Bateman

I'm super excited about our... Don't make me do it again.

232.45 - 235.519 Will Arnett

I'm super excited about it.

Chapter 4: How does Jenny Slate describe her living situation in Massachusetts?

559.412 - 561.357 Jenny Slate

Like the Edison, like the con Edison?

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561.377 - 562.44 Jason Bateman

Yeah, the fucking power company.

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562.901 - 563.001 Jenny Slate

Yeah.

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563.892 - 575.111 Unknown

Here it is. Here you know. Jenny Slate, how did you, so did you just stumble into this general store one day and you say, hey, handsome fella in an apron?

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575.332 - 578.337 Jason Bateman

Ding, ding, ding, and the bells went when she opened the door?

578.678 - 582.424 Unknown

I don't see a ring on that finger. What about we get a malt?

582.725 - 598.026 Jenny Slate

Yeah. Listen, it's not it's not how it went. I wish that that would be really nice. That's so romantic. But in fact, I met my husband online. Well, in the in the Arctic.

598.507 - 598.607

Yeah.

598.587 - 599.789 Unknown

In the Arctic? Oh, really?

Chapter 5: What is the five-day weather outlook Jenny Slate provides?

1104.765 - 1125.202 Jason Bateman

Are you kidding? And I walked back and I came. I remember crossing the first soccer field towards my house and him seeing me. way sooner than he thought he was going to see me. And I was carrying the shit, but I was wearing everything, and I felt like a fucking king. And I was like, fuck you. I figured it out, you dummy. And then did you just throw it all over your room again? But you know what?

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1125.363 - 1129.331 Jason Bateman

Last lap on me. From then on, I was much better. I was much better about cleaning my stuff.

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1129.451 - 1130.433 Unknown

This was a boarding school?

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1130.714 - 1133.359 Jason Bateman

Yeah. This was 1982. Wow. Yeah.

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1133.339 - 1157.455 Sean Hayes

Wow. I remember when my dad got blasted drunk one night, which was very, very often, he came home and the dishes weren't done, so he's really furious about that. Did he take an Uber, do you think? He took all the dirty dishes, and we had linoleum tile on the floor, on the kitchen floor, and he put a dirty dish on every single tile so you couldn't walk on the kitchen floor.

1157.915 - 1160.76 Sean Hayes

Oh, so he was a psycho, too. He was a little bit of a psycho, yeah.

1160.92 - 1161

Wow.

1161.655 - 1169.265 Unknown

We've really got to find him for a very special Christmas episode of Smart List. He's going to be my mystery guest for you.

1169.285 - 1175.854 Sean Hayes

This is a recurring theme, Jenny, just so you know. By the way, and also, sorry, Jenny, we'll get back to you in just two seconds.

Chapter 6: How did Jenny Slate meet her husband?

1479.498 - 1498.508 Jenny Slate

I bought it when I was single and I was like a heavy stoner. And like the refrigerator is not even in the kitchen. It's in like a tiny room off the kitchen. And at the time I was like, I was single. And I was like, it's like under the Tuscan sun. Like, I'm just going to buy an old house and just live in here and have all my shirts. And like, this will be very romantic for me.

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1498.649 - 1499.931 Unknown

And then he came.

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1500.151 - 1523.847 Jenny Slate

you know what I mean like just like oh my blouses like it's just me and my blouses and I just don't give a hoot anymore about anything I'm just living in my old home and then Ben came to live with me and I was like oh my god it's so messy in here all like with two people even it's crazy Ben's like where are all these shirts from he's like what you never told me that you had so many blouses we need to open a general store yeah

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1523.827 - 1547.675 Jenny Slate

Right, totally. Just drove him to that. So anyway, so I was like, oh, I love this house. Then he came and I was like, ooh, there's kind of a lot of stuff in here now with two people. But I felt like it was fine. And then now with the baby and also we got a dog during the pandemic, like a beautiful, large border collie mix. That house is like, it's just really hard. It's way too small.

1547.835 - 1549.497 Jenny Slate

And the stairs are really loud and...

1550.86 - 1553.503 Unknown

You okay, Will? Yeah, I'm fine. Take a minute, man.

1553.603 - 1554.043 Sean Hayes

Sorry.

1554.063 - 1558.048 Unknown

Did you open your mouth? Clean the microphone a little bit, I guess.

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