"RE-RELEASE: Jenny Slate"

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What workout insights does Jenny Slate share?

Sean Hayes 0:06
Hey, guys, just kind of like a massive major workout. My thighs are pumped. My thighs are pumped. My everything's pumped up so big. I can't even like I don't I pass a mirror and I'm like, wait a minute. Where did Sean go?

What interesting NASA news does Jenny Slate mention?

Sean Hayes 0:23
And it's he's right here. So but who am I kidding? I didn't work out enough.
Sean Hayes 0:48
I woke up this morning about the NASA thing. Did you read this thing today? No.
Unknown 0:52
What happened?
Sean Hayes 0:52
That the Voyager, you know, it's like 15 billion miles away. Yeah. And they don't quite know what's, there's something going on with it where they're not receiving correct information, but they're still receiving information. And I'm interested in that shit. Did I just lose everybody?
Yeah.
Sean Hayes 1:07
no yeah you don't you want to try to stay away from uh just half stories okay yeah that's what i was gonna say i was gonna say like i'd be interested if you gave me actually anything interesting to think about okay well i can tell you what happened with my i got my mri back from my neck this i want to know about okay okay and what they say it's no i got a better story it's a pain in the Okay, so listen. So this is a true story. As you can notice, I got my hair cut yesterday, right? It's really, really short. And I got a little color in there, too. So Scavo, blah, blah, blah. Joke, joke, joke. Scavo, Greek, fantastic.
Jason Bateman 1:43
Oh, hang on. Is that what we do now to fucking? What the fuck is going on? What are we at, a kid's birthday party? So I'm sitting there. Wait, wait, wait.
Unknown 1:53
You just glossed over the rinse. You put a rinse in there, huh? What's the name of the color on that rinse? It's usually something like chestnut forever or something like that.
Jason Bateman 2:05
On your weight is... No, it's... It's two words. Chest nuts. No, it's nut on chest. Right? Please nut on chest.
Unknown 2:16
Dot com.
Jason Bateman 2:17
We really got to get a snare drum in here.
Will Arnett 2:24
Oh, I got that. I got that whistle.
Unknown 2:26
Oh, boy. Here it comes. Here comes Shecky. Go, Sheck.
Sean Hayes 2:30
There it is. So listen. So wait. So I'm sitting there. And you know Chris McMillan, who does your hair, Jason. Sure. So he's sitting on the other side in his station across. And I go, Chris, get me something like a piece of candy or something. I wanted some sugar or something sweet. And he goes back and he's like, I don't have anything. Want me to make you a peanut butter sandwich? I was like, no, I don't want that. So I'm sitting there and Scoville's cut my hair. And like 10 minutes later, he hands me a bag of chocolates. He sent somebody out to get me chocolates. It's full service over there.

What personal story does Jenny Slate share about her hair appointment?

Sean Hayes 3:00
Isn't that the nicest thing in the world? Chris did or Eskevo did? Chris did. That's pretty nice. The guy who owns the salon. That's pretty nice.
Unknown 3:07
I know Chris. I know for Tracy. I can't believe you're asking them for snacks in there. Why don't you just go in there and behave yourself?
Jason Bateman 3:12
Also, there wasn't a please in there. You were like, hey, Eskevo, give me some candy. You said, hey, Chris, give me some candy. I know.
Sean Hayes 3:19
What is going on? You're a tyrant. You're so sweet. I can't believe that, that he actually sent somebody out to get me chocolates.
Jason Bateman 3:24
Also, who eats peanut butter in a hair salon? The hair's going to get stuck in it. Gross. That sounds disgusting to me. Well, anyway.
Sean Hayes 3:32
Listen, I don't want to keep our guest waiting. I do. Okay, listen.
Unknown 3:36
So with all this momentum, this hilarious momentum, let's go ahead and intro the guest.
Jason Bateman 3:42
I'm super excited about our... Don't make me do it again.
Will Arnett 3:52
I'm super excited about it.
Unknown 3:55
It's just at arm's length is what's so weird. I'd have to drive 10 miles to buy one of those, and yours is just arm's length.
Jason Bateman 4:05
I don't even know what the search terms are for it.
Sean Hayes 4:07
I'm super excited about our sweet, kind, funny, cutest pie guest today. I had the pleasure of standing next to her as we both voiced characters in that animated show I did last year, Q-Force, and she made me laugh really hard. She's the epitome of a workaholic. She doesn't stop working. And I'm not sure why she's on SmartList, because she graduated valedictorian of her class from Milton Academy before attending Columbia as a lit major. She starred in films like Obvious Child and Gifted.

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