Chapter 1: What workout insights does Jenny Slate share?
Hey, guys, just kind of like a massive major workout. My thighs are pumped. My thighs are pumped. My everything's pumped up so big. I can't even like I don't I pass a mirror and I'm like, wait a minute. Where did Sean go?
Chapter 2: What interesting NASA news does Jenny Slate mention?
And it's he's right here. So but who am I kidding? I didn't work out enough. I woke up this morning about the NASA thing. Did you read this thing today? No.
What happened?
That the Voyager, you know, it's like 15 billion miles away. Yeah. And they don't quite know what's, there's something going on with it where they're not receiving correct information, but they're still receiving information. And I'm interested in that shit. Did I just lose everybody?
Yeah.
no yeah you don't you want to try to stay away from uh just half stories okay yeah that's what i was gonna say i was gonna say like i'd be interested if you gave me actually anything interesting to think about okay well i can tell you what happened with my i got my mri back from my neck this i want to know about okay okay and what they say it's no i got a better story it's a pain in the
Okay, so listen. So this is a true story. As you can notice, I got my hair cut yesterday, right? It's really, really short. And I got a little color in there, too. So Scavo, blah, blah, blah. Joke, joke, joke. Scavo, Greek, fantastic.
Oh, hang on. Is that what we do now to fucking? What the fuck is going on? What are we at, a kid's birthday party? So I'm sitting there. Wait, wait, wait.
You just glossed over the rinse. You put a rinse in there, huh? What's the name of the color on that rinse? It's usually something like chestnut forever or something like that.
On your weight is... No, it's... It's two words. Chest nuts. No, it's nut on chest. Right? Please nut on chest.
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Chapter 3: What personal story does Jenny Slate share about her hair appointment?
Isn't that the nicest thing in the world? Chris did or Eskevo did? Chris did. That's pretty nice. The guy who owns the salon. That's pretty nice.
I know Chris. I know for Tracy. I can't believe you're asking them for snacks in there. Why don't you just go in there and behave yourself?
Also, there wasn't a please in there. You were like, hey, Eskevo, give me some candy. You said, hey, Chris, give me some candy. I know.
What is going on? You're a tyrant. You're so sweet. I can't believe that, that he actually sent somebody out to get me chocolates.
Also, who eats peanut butter in a hair salon? The hair's going to get stuck in it. Gross. That sounds disgusting to me. Well, anyway.
Listen, I don't want to keep our guest waiting. I do. Okay, listen.
So with all this momentum, this hilarious momentum, let's go ahead and intro the guest.
I'm super excited about our... Don't make me do it again.
I'm super excited about it.
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Chapter 4: How does Jenny Slate describe her living situation in Massachusetts?
Like the Edison, like the con Edison?
Yeah, the fucking power company.
Yeah.
Here it is. Here you know. Jenny Slate, how did you, so did you just stumble into this general store one day and you say, hey, handsome fella in an apron?
Ding, ding, ding, and the bells went when she opened the door?
I don't see a ring on that finger. What about we get a malt?
Yeah. Listen, it's not it's not how it went. I wish that that would be really nice. That's so romantic. But in fact, I met my husband online. Well, in the in the Arctic.
Yeah.
In the Arctic? Oh, really?
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Chapter 5: What is the five-day weather outlook Jenny Slate provides?
Are you kidding? And I walked back and I came. I remember crossing the first soccer field towards my house and him seeing me. way sooner than he thought he was going to see me. And I was carrying the shit, but I was wearing everything, and I felt like a fucking king. And I was like, fuck you. I figured it out, you dummy. And then did you just throw it all over your room again? But you know what?
Last lap on me. From then on, I was much better. I was much better about cleaning my stuff.
This was a boarding school?
Yeah. This was 1982. Wow. Yeah.
Wow. I remember when my dad got blasted drunk one night, which was very, very often, he came home and the dishes weren't done, so he's really furious about that. Did he take an Uber, do you think? He took all the dirty dishes, and we had linoleum tile on the floor, on the kitchen floor, and he put a dirty dish on every single tile so you couldn't walk on the kitchen floor.
Oh, so he was a psycho, too. He was a little bit of a psycho, yeah.
Wow.
We've really got to find him for a very special Christmas episode of Smart List. He's going to be my mystery guest for you.
This is a recurring theme, Jenny, just so you know. By the way, and also, sorry, Jenny, we'll get back to you in just two seconds.
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Chapter 6: How did Jenny Slate meet her husband?
I bought it when I was single and I was like a heavy stoner. And like the refrigerator is not even in the kitchen. It's in like a tiny room off the kitchen. And at the time I was like, I was single. And I was like, it's like under the Tuscan sun. Like, I'm just going to buy an old house and just live in here and have all my shirts. And like, this will be very romantic for me.
And then he came.
Oh my gosh.
you know what I mean like just like oh my blouses like it's just me and my blouses and I just don't give a hoot anymore about anything I'm just living in my old home and then Ben came to live with me and I was like oh my god it's so messy in here all like with two people even it's crazy Ben's like where are all these shirts from he's like what you never told me that you had so many blouses we need to open a general store yeah
Right, totally. Just drove him to that. So anyway, so I was like, oh, I love this house. Then he came and I was like, ooh, there's kind of a lot of stuff in here now with two people. But I felt like it was fine. And then now with the baby and also we got a dog during the pandemic, like a beautiful, large border collie mix. That house is like, it's just really hard. It's way too small.
And the stairs are really loud and...
You okay, Will? Yeah, I'm fine. Take a minute, man.
Sorry.
Did you open your mouth? Clean the microphone a little bit, I guess.
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