Jeremy Vine

I mean, the alarm clock every morning is a complete shock.

It's like I'm thinking I'm in nuclear war or something.

There's one that's a light that comes on, like, you know, sunrise light.

Then there's one that is like a fire alarm.

And then the third one would be like a more insistent, you've got to get up now, Jeremy.

Yeah, 4.41, but then 4.30 and 4.36.

Is that crazy?

Sorry.

No, no.

Well, this is now embarrassing because she said, if you're going to get up with three alarm clocks at 4.30, you're going to have to go in the spare room.

So in the week, I'm in the spare room.

And when I say this in the hearing of my daughters, they always go, marriage in crisis.

And I say, no girls, it's just because.

Yeah, pretty much.

And a cupboard and I have, you'd love to look around it because you would throw so much stuff away.

I don't know, I worry that I've got a hoarder mentality and I try to do, I don't know if you approve of this, Tilly.

I thought to myself, every day on my way to work, I'll take one thing with me and drop it in the local bin.

One thing, and then after about five years, the whole house will be empty.

The basement.

The basement.