Jerry Seinfeld
speaker
2,106 appearances
6 recordings
4 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard 9 Jun
Jerry Seinfeld’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I mean, when I saw that.
That's way worse for you.
Those letters, I don't know which, I don't know whether I got leave family or get out, leave family.
But when I saw that, I had to leave the house and just walk out into the air and go, oh, my God.
Oh, right, right.
Yeah, I would hope that your kid gives you more happiness than your pedo drinking junk.
That's my bread and butter.
That's your bread and butter.
I want to know this, too, because you kind of settled down later in life.
When did you know it was time to settle down, and how did you know?
Um, the boredom, the boredom of the routine of what you're doing and you just go, I need, I need another world.
I can't live in this world anymore.
And I, and I think, I mean, we were talking about people that can't hang with standup beyond a certain point, but that's, that's more, um, you get kicked out, but, uh, that's not a good analogy, but, um,
I said to Tom Papa, I said, you know, he got married.
He wasn't going to have kids.
I said, you're in the parking lot at Disneyland sitting in the car.
Right.
There's the idea that sex only works on that side of the fun side, that there's not another side to it.
Right.
There's a whole other side to it.
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