Jess Roberts

Like you're doing a poo.

Yeah.

I have this squatting pose because that was kind of like my thing and it was because of that.

Oh, that's funny.

And then now, only now is like when you're lying on the bed on your tummy and you're on your phone.

or reading a book, which I'm never doing, and you're leaning on your elbows, which are called your weenus.

Your weenus.

Your weenus.

Your little weenus.

I don't like doing that anymore because I'm scared I'm stretching the skin.

And your weenus is going to be saggy.

And I think it's like when I see people with their arms down and then they push it.

Do you judge people's saggy weenuses?

Oh, yeah, they're a bit hairy.

I'm just trying to even my face up a bit.

It's funny you should say that.

One of our girlfriends, she eats like 100 pieces of chewy a week.

And I'm like, why do you eat so much chewing gum?

She's like, because I don't want to get gels and I don't want this to sag.

So if I chew chewing gum constantly and swap the sides of the chewing gum, then it's constantly going to like give me a refined and tight drop.