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Jesse Ventura

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
642 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

When I was governor of Minnesota, when I was governor, right after 9-11, I had to do business out in California.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

So they bought me a one-way ticket.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

I went to the airport, right?

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

Because it was a one-way ticket, the flag went up.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

I got padded down in the Minneapolis airport while I was the current governor.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

And that don't end there.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

I tell the kid doing it, I go, when does common sense enter into this?

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

He goes, well, what?

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

I said, you see the two guys in suits waiting for me?

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

He goes, yeah.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

I said, they're both carrying nine millimeters.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

They're getting on the plane with me.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

So where do youโ€” I'm getting on the plane with two armed guards, of which I can say, give me your gun, and they have to.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

Well, it's our fault, and it's martial law we're in, in my opinion.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

And it's our fault because we keep electing these people.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

We keep putting them in office.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

I've been harping and yelling about it.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

Adam, a baby born today in the United States when it takes its first breath of air is already $50,000 in debt.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

Right.

Adam Carolla Show
Jesse Ventura + Jo Koy (Carolla Classics)

Now, who's responsible?