Jessica Kirson

We got a lot in common. Are yours uneven like mine? They are.

We got a lot in common. Are yours uneven like mine? They are.

Are your boobs taped down?

Are your boobs taped down?

Are your boobs taped down?

I was chased by a dog in my neighborhood. It was one of the fucking most traumatic things that ever happened to me. Yeah, it was really bad. Yeah, it's scary. It's a funny visual, but I left my house.

I was chased by a dog in my neighborhood. It was one of the fucking most traumatic things that ever happened to me. Yeah, it was really bad. Yeah, it's scary. It's a funny visual, but I left my house.

I was chased by a dog in my neighborhood. It was one of the fucking most traumatic things that ever happened to me. Yeah, it was really bad. Yeah, it's scary. It's a funny visual, but I left my house.

Yeah, no, you think I care. I was walking to my friend Gail's house, and I heard, and I'm like, oh, my God, what is that? And I saw a dog chained. you know, chained into a rope at someone's house. And I'm like, oh, they're chained. And then I heard, and it started getting closer. And I was like, this dog's coming towards me right now.

Yeah, no, you think I care. I was walking to my friend Gail's house, and I heard, and I'm like, oh, my God, what is that? And I saw a dog chained. you know, chained into a rope at someone's house. And I'm like, oh, they're chained. And then I heard, and it started getting closer. And I was like, this dog's coming towards me right now.

Yeah, no, you think I care. I was walking to my friend Gail's house, and I heard, and I'm like, oh, my God, what is that? And I saw a dog chained. you know, chained into a rope at someone's house. And I'm like, oh, they're chained. And then I heard, and it started getting closer. And I was like, this dog's coming towards me right now.

I ran like I was in the Olympics. I'm not even kidding. The dog was behind my leg. I'll never forget this. It was like... Right behind my leg. And I was screaming. I was like, ah! And my friend, there was no cell, I hate saying shit like this because it makes me sad, but there were no cell phones. I was a child.

I ran like I was in the Olympics. I'm not even kidding. The dog was behind my leg. I'll never forget this. It was like... Right behind my leg. And I was screaming. I was like, ah! And my friend, there was no cell, I hate saying shit like this because it makes me sad, but there were no cell phones. I was a child.

I ran like I was in the Olympics. I'm not even kidding. The dog was behind my leg. I'll never forget this. It was like... Right behind my leg. And I was screaming. I was like, ah! And my friend, there was no cell, I hate saying shit like this because it makes me sad, but there were no cell phones. I was a child.

And I was screaming and my friend Gail's door was open and my friends came to the door and all they saw was me screaming like a fucking lunatic with a dog right behind me. I cannot believe I wasn't bitten. I don't know what happened. Do you ever go through that? I was like, something happened where my legs moved so fast. It's really weird.

And I was screaming and my friend Gail's door was open and my friends came to the door and all they saw was me screaming like a fucking lunatic with a dog right behind me. I cannot believe I wasn't bitten. I don't know what happened. Do you ever go through that? I was like, something happened where my legs moved so fast. It's really weird.

And I was screaming and my friend Gail's door was open and my friends came to the door and all they saw was me screaming like a fucking lunatic with a dog right behind me. I cannot believe I wasn't bitten. I don't know what happened. Do you ever go through that? I was like, something happened where my legs moved so fast. It's really weird.

I'm not kidding that it didn't bite my leg, but I flew into the house and they slammed it and the dog didn't get in.

I'm not kidding that it didn't bite my leg, but I flew into the house and they slammed it and the dog didn't get in.

I'm not kidding that it didn't bite my leg, but I flew into the house and they slammed it and the dog didn't get in.