Jessica Kirson
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320 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard May 2025
Jessica Kirson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, it was a lot. Out of water skiing. And I was on the road. Like, if they didn't. Like, I didn't know what to do because my legs were up. The toes were out. Yeah.
I never saw that.
That's a big enough shark. Oh, my God. Yeah.
My favorite.
I grew up eating, literally eating that like almost every night.
Yes. Hmm.
Because my kids. Gotcha. Yeah, my daughter likes it. Okay. Huh. Yeah. Not bad. I like binoculars. I don't know what the fuck I just said. That should have been the name of my special. I like binoculars. I feel like everyone will watch it if I say it.
Yep. Okay. I just spilled seltzer on myself. I've been to a TJ Maxx because I've been looking for clothes.
Yeah. Why not? I'm just asking. No, I'm saying like I feel like those places sometimes have better stuff than the nice.
New t-shirts. I need new t-shirts. You go in with a direction. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Very good. Because there's so many things in there I wouldn't wear. It's chaotic. Yeah.
I'm not wearing a summer dress.
Does someone have onions?
Old world shit. That is hysterical.
Right. There's different things. It's not a remedy, but if you want something to happen when you're Jewish, my mother always says to turn a glass over. Really? That's a big thing if you want something to work out.
Yes, yes. Also, there's also the chicken broth thing is the healer for everything. Chicken soup. Oh, sure, sure. For any cold, any fucking thing. Like, if you have, because I have syphilis now, I should make chicken broth.
Um, also tea bags for hemorrhoids or for, um, if you have a sty in your eye, warm tea bag. Yeah. I mean, actually a man teabagging me. No. Could you imagine you have a hemorrhoid and you have a guy sit on your face?
Um, what did you ask me?
Yeah, you're supposed to, like, it works for anything that's swollen or irritated. You guys are going to have tea bags on your assholes tonight.
No.
I'm not a big spender. I have this huge bag that Brian Morton, who you know. Yes.
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