Jessica Max

The bathroom was out of order.

Ended up

skiing in my pants on the first date ended up going into a parking garage and paid the guy to let me use their bathroom walked back to the date without any underpants on because i was wearing a dress and told him that i had dinner in 10 minutes and had to leave and we are getting married in april so crazy first date fail that turns successful love you oh my gosh

Hi, my name is Jessica Max.

I was calling to share a giant red flag I missed when I was in my 20s.

I was

just freshly dating someone.

I think we had gone on maybe four dates.

And after the fourth date, he stopped by my apartment and showed me that he got a tattoo of my face on his back, which was insane.

Because like I said, I barely knew the guy.

And yeah, needless to say, it didn't go well after that.