Chapter 1: What stories does Khloé share about Valentine's Day?
Happy Valentine's Day. We are going to take live calls. I don't know how unhinged these are going to be. I found out that he was actually cheating on me that night, so I stole her man. Legendary. I think my love language is physical touch. If I really like you. If not, don't touch me. There was one time I was serenaded and I was like, why are you doing this? This person sounds crazy amazing.
Hi, this is Chloe. I really appreciate you talking to me. Ooh, what do you want to talk about? I was engaged for about five years. That he's asking you for money? That's crazy. And then I found out, like, while we were dating, he got a girl pregnant.
We believe in the vengeance of Princess Diana. That was weird.
I hope everyone has such an amazing Valentine's Day. Just spend it in love. I don't know when Tiffany... That person got the giggles. Happy Valentine's Day. So I am so excited about today's podcast because we are going to take live calls later in the episode and I get to talk with you guys and maybe give you guys some advice or just hear some really crazy fun stories.
So I'm super excited about this episode. To me, Valentine's Day isn't a big deal. I mean, I love Valentine's Day more because of my kids. I think prior to that, I didn't really have much of a feeling about it. If you could celebrate it, cool. But with my kids, I put a lot of weight. Like I love it. I think it's a happy, loving, sweet holiday.
And I love anything that's sort of makes you live in this bubble, like hearts and happiness and pink and red, sweet. I must've been 16 or 17. And I got broken up with on Valentine's Day, this person actually just moved to another state and like stopped calling me, which was so crazy and horrible. And so that was a tough pill to swallow.
But other than that, I feel like I've had good Valentine's Days from as far as I can remember. That would just be the only one that sort of sucked. But I've never put a lot of emphasis on Valentine's Day. What is the key to my heart on Valentine's Day? Honestly, I think the key to my heart any day is flowers. I love flowers. My mom gets me this box of chocolates from See's. It's just...
I don't know what they're called, but their milk chocolate on the inside is caramel and there are little circles and she gets me a whole container of them. And oh my gosh, they can last me like six months because I savor them, but I leave them by my bed and they're so good. I will tell her not to get them for me because I eat them all. But then when I don't get them, I get sad.
So that's, that's always fun. So one tradition I actually found out about online and I love, starting February 1st up until February 14th, you write compliments or things that you admire about your kids. So like, I love the way you laugh. I love how selfless you are. I love your beautiful curls. I love how smart you are.
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Chapter 2: What are some common dating fails discussed by callers?
Yeah, I'm not good with gifts. Like I get very uncomfortable receiving. But I would say physical touch or words of affirmation. How do I give? Yeah. Oh, I do it all. I love... I love physical touch. I love words of affirmation. I love giving things. Like I love if I know you like something, like I like to make that meal. Like I think I'm a very thoughtful person.
I like for people to feel something. that they're special or taken care of or that I remembered something they said in a conversation. So I'm very thoughtful and intentional with how I treat people, I think. Who gives you the best love advice? Just haven't been there in a minute, but I've all siblings.
Chapter 3: How does Khloé respond to a caller's engagement story?
They all are different. Like everyone's good in a different situation. My moms are crazy, but fun, but crazy. When is it appropriate to say I love you? I don't know that answer. You just have to feel it out. Because time doesn't really matter in my head. It just depends. I need the context and the circumstances of everything.
There was one time I was serenaded and it was, I think, just like a random day because I wasn't expecting it. And this was years ago. Tatum wasn't born. Yeah, it was just true. And I lived at my old house. I'm like remembering I was in the backyard and Tristan was like, come outside. And Gideon came. Gideon wasn't who he was now. And he is just like singing. And I remember like I hated Tristan.
And I was like, what? Why are you doing this? And Gideon is pouring his heart out. And I'm literally like, Tristan's trying to sit next to me. And I'm like slapping him. And poor Gideon is still singing. It was mortifying. But I was like, God, this guy is such a great singer. I love this guy. And I remember going inside to get True. Because I was like, I just need a third person to get Tristan.
I was so annoyed with Tristan. And it was so funny. Until this day, if I see Gideon, he'll be like, remember? If I could sing live for you two while you guys were fighting and not... Like, Gideon was so professional. He was so great. He didn't break his song at all. He's amazing. I love him. But how awkward for him. Poor guy. I love you, Gideon. I'm so excited.
We are now going to go to the live callers and... I don't know how unhinged these are going to be, but hopefully we can get some conversations going. Hello? Hello? Hi, who's this? My name's Ankara. Ankara?
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Chapter 4: What humorous red flags do callers mention during their dates?
Yes, ma'am. Hi, this is Chloe. How are you? I'm good. Ooh, what do you want to talk about? I wanted to tell you about I was engaged. For about five years. Oh my gosh. And the gentleman broke up with me. And I was like, what the heck? Come to find out he cheated on me. And then is asking me for money. What? Yeah. What a fucking loser. I know. And I really wanted to talk to you about him.
Because I already feel better.
Oh, you're so cute. Well, first of all, anyone that wouldn't marry you after five years, that's a big red flag. And so he did you a favor. I agree. Thank you. And then the fact that he cheated on you, bigger loser, bigger red flag. And then he's asking you for money. That's crazy. You sound too great to be with this guy.
Thank you.
You sound too great. And you deserve all the love in the world. And you're going to make this Valentine's Day about you and your girls or whoever you love. And you're going to forget about this guy because who needs him?
Thank you. You're totally right. And Chloe, I hope your Valentine's Day is filled with so much love with your family this year.
Oh, thank you. You're so sweet. Hello. Hi. Hi, this is Chloe. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh, happy Valentine's Day. Thank you. Who's this? My name's Natasha. Hi, Natasha. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. What's going on? What do you want to talk about today?
I just wanted to tell you kind of about like a little failed romance that I had. I dated this guy for like three years. I was like totally obsessed with him. I like was planning our future and everything. He was like practicing to be a tattoo artist and asked if he could tattoo me.
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Chapter 5: What advice does Khloé give about self-love on Valentine's Day?
And I was like totally down for it. I let him tattoo me. And then I found out like while we were dating, he got a girl pregnant. So I, yeah, I had to call it off. I was like, I can't be with you anymore. But like, Now I still have this tattoo and I like think about it all the time.
What's the tattoo of? It's just like a rose. But you still feel like it represents him? Yeah. Do you ever consider maybe covering it up or adding to it or even just removing it? I thought about lasering it off because I just like, I don't want to have the reminder anymore. I get that. And I think that's smart. I think when you're ready...
to do that laser it off i mean i've lasered some tattoos and let me tell you they definitely hurt but you it's good just the technology you don't have any remnants of it it's amazing yeah i'm just scared of like the pain of like getting it removed i know it is painful there are some places that will give you a little i think it's lidocaine shot okay okay that actually is very helpful i will say
Yeah. Well, I'm sorry you went through that and I'm sorry men are just such losers sometimes. It's crazy. I know. They're awesome. They really are. It's crazy. But with all that being said, I hope you still have an amazing Valentine's Day because Valentine's Day is not just about the partner in your life. It's also about your family and how like you can still love on yourself.
And if you have kids, but just like siblings or parents or best friends, you have to make the best of it and just give love to anyone that's been good to you in your life, not just a man. Thank you. I appreciate that.
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Chapter 6: How do listeners react to their Valentine's Day experiences?
I do want to say that with the live phone calls coming through, I also had people call in and leave voicemails who couldn't get through. And so I'm going back and forth from voicemails to live phone calls. And I'm loving them.
So this is back in freshman year of high school. And it was my first time bringing a boy home for the first time. And it was just so I was so nervous. I was freaking out. So we were sitting on our back porch. And the door to my back porch, you could see the stairs inside the house. So out of nowhere, we're sitting on the back porch, and we hear, like, this loud thump.
And we're like, what just happened? So we looked inside, and my little sister had just gotten out of the shower, and she fell down the stairs, and she jumps up. She's like, I'm good. And she's literally naked in front of my new boyfriend. I was like, are you kidding me? So yeah, needless to say, it was very embarrassing.
I was completely shocked.
Chapter 7: What final thoughts does Khloé have about love and relationships?
I didn't know what to say, but we did go on a few more dates after the fact. But that's my funny fail story.
Aw.
Thanks.
That's so cute because Lauren, I know that's such a big deal to you and I'm not trying to invalidate that, but For me, maybe because I'm older, I'm like, this girl, your sister was probably mortified. Like, for you to be mortified is so sweet, I think, because it shows how much you, like, just liked the guy and love your sister.
But your sister, I would think, is, like, so mortified by that situation, probably way more than you. Poor you, Lauren, and poor your sister. Oh, my gosh.
Okay. So, hey, Chloe. My name is Dylan. And first of all, I'm going to start off and be like, I love you. You're my favorite. So I just want to get that out the way. All right. So my question for you, all right, is my most hated red flag is being with somebody, but then they try and keep it a secret. Like you, it's almost like a friend's no and everything like that.
But then when, during certain times you want to kind of brush upon or like be like, oh no, we're not together or, you know, at least seeing each other at But they know damn well we're still going out to dinner. They know damn well we're still taking trips. They know everything. But then you don't want to claim somebody in front of somebody.
So my question to you, I feel like, is, like, is that not only a red flag for my trip in? That's the first question. And number two is, like, has that ever happened to you where, like, somebody doesn't want to claim you in front of certain friends? And then it makes you almost kind of feel like, like, is there an issue with me? Like, the hell's wrong with me? The fuck?
But you know, that's my question. All right, boo. Much love to you.
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Chapter 8: What are some memorable first date fails shared by callers?
And the second I feel that it happens, I don't like that. I might ask and be like, so what is this? I might bring it to that guy's attention and say, I'm noticing that you're being secretive in this department. Why? And I'm also not someone that wants to beg. So I sort of will remove myself from the situation and just know it's a red flag and I'm not starting off on a red flag. Corny.
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