Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Chris fucking Jenner. This is an important subject. All the people that he's- No, you can't expose people. No mom. I mean, no mom. Oh my gosh. No mom. No mom when you start acting like my mom. The headline was that I hate my facelift. What's up with Kris Jenner?
Chapter 2: What rumors about Kris Jenner's facelift are addressed?
We heard she was furious with Steven Levine. The media build you up just to knock you down. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Yeah.
Chapter 3: How does Kris Jenner feel about media scrutiny on women?
I ran into Oprah. Name drop over here. Dinosaurs are really dragons. Did anybody else understand what she just said?
Yeah. Okay, good. Wedding bells with you and Corey.
You're sexy. You're outgoing. You're so smart.
Chapter 4: What challenges does Kris Jenner face running a family empire?
What's happening here? What if I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps out of the bushes, grabs the bike, nobody will know where I am, throws me in the back of a van and takes off? That's crazy. Oh my gosh, you turned into a goat. I know. Thanks, Chloe. Thank you so much for my little surprise in my car today. Did you get the smoothie? Did you get the... Was that not from you?
Who else would it be from?
Chapter 5: How does Kris Jenner respond to breakup rumors with Corey?
You didn't leave anything in my car today on my dashboard? Was it Chanel? No. No. On your dashboard. I posted about it because I thought it was from you. It's not from you? Jesus? Baby Jesus? That's got to be Paxi. Paxi wasn't at my house today. Did one of you guys leave a baby Jesus on my car? Remember when I went into your house and you had all the Jesuses? How could I forget?
It's a whole episode. People are writing me about baby Jesus from all over the world. It's not that it's a whole episode. It's that you really do it. Look, I'll show you. I know, but who do you think that's from?
Chapter 6: What is Kris Jenner's perspective on public perception and criticism?
It's probably from Jesus. So look, I just got in the car. I'm late for my podcast recording and let me show you what is in my car. Okay, I'm going to show you. And I said, thank you, mommy. It's the little Jesus sitting on my dashboard. My mommy left this on my dashboard. I swear to you, I swear on Jesus, I did not leave that for you.
Did any of you guys do that? That's crazy.
How would that be there? Who would do that? That's so nice. What is the sign? What does that mean? The sign means that somebody is watching over you and protecting you. And they're just saying, hey, I've got this. And you were going to the hospital. So how crazy is that? And I wasn't in the hospital for me.
Chapter 7: How does Kris Jenner view her relationships with her daughters?
I was going for Amari. Right. But still, that's just protection and angels and all of it. It is crazy. None of you guys really did that. I did not do it. I was at Erewhon and I was- It's Erewhon. Erewhon. Well, I have my own smoothie now for Mother's Day. The way you bullied yourself into that is crazy. Do you know that this is a very competitive family? And I loved Courtney's. I loved Kendall's.
I loved Haley's. And I needed my own smoothie. I need to get to be a part of this. Yeah. No, no, no. You definitely. It's so pretty.
Chapter 8: What insights does Kris Jenner share about her personal health journey?
It's blueberries and strawberries and it's edible flowers on top for Mother's Day. It looks like a little bouquet and it's really good. Wait, is that why you said that you left a smoothie in my car instead of the Jesus? I thought maybe somebody else put one of the new smoothies in your car and I thought, oh, you're welcome. That would be nice. I like the baby Jesus better.
So Coachella just passed. I know. What are your feelings about Coachella? I wanted to go to Coachella because I wanted to see Justin so badly. And he's been leading up to this and talking about it and really excited about it. I'm just so happy the way that it all turned out for him. That made me so happy because I really want him to win. And he's so talented and so lovely and so kind.
He's just such a good person. And he wanted it so badly, I'm sure. He's given his entire life to this business. And it was fantastic. We were out of town. Well, I was gone for the first one. The first weekend was True's birthday weekend. Oh, yeah. So I was here. So you were with me. It's probably the first year ever that I've had FOMO from Coachella because I genuinely could care less.
I would have loved to have been there for that. But I've never had any Coachella where all the sisters are there. I was the only one not there. That's the first time we've all been there at the same time or they have all. Normally, it's like two or three. Yeah. And then for Justin to perform, like someone that we've known forever. What an amazing night for him. So much. I know.
Two great weekends. Everybody is so proud of him and he did such a great job. And then the second weekend I was out of the country and I watched it, you know, the next day with Billie Eilish. And I thought that was the cutest thing. That, I mean, I was just, my cheeks hurt from smiling. It was so cute.
The best part is like if you go on TikTok and you see like girls are like live streaming themselves watching the live stream and people don't realize it's Billie and they're like, I'm so pissed. I should be that girl. What fan is this? They're angry. Oh, they didn't know. Then when they see it's Billie, everyone's attitude and tone changes.
They're like, Billie, and they're screaming, and they're so happy for her. And her reaction, her not being able to stand, her smiling from ear to ear. It was so cute and relatable. It was really cute. I wish I would have been there for that. And I wouldn't have minded seeing Madonna come out. That was so great. With Sabrina. Yeah.
Can you imagine thinking you're going to the Sabrina performance, which is remarkable and so exciting and a privilege? And then having Madonna come out. Well, that's why Coachella is what it is. They always bring out something major, something incredible. And you think weekend one is like, oh, this is it. They always do something great for weekend two as well.
Well, I don't know how they're topping this for next year. What are some shows that you're into? You're always telling me about some new show. Friends and Neighbors right now. Okay. I'm into that. I just, oh my gosh, Chloe yesterday. I was on a flight. And it was an eight and a half hour flight. So I needed things to do and stuff to watch. I watched the Luther Vandross documentary. I laughed.
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