Jessica Smetana

Like, just say it's a little bit grosser.

Say, hey, this is sugar-free.

It's not going to taste as good.

Don't tell me, oh, it's exactly the same.

It's not.

It is not the same.

But Diet Coke is significantly better than Coke.

But it's a totally different flavor than regular Coke.

I've tasted both.

I switched.

I was a Coke person, and then one day I woke up and said, hmm, I think a Diet Coke sounds nice.

And my life has literally never been the same.

I reach for that fridge cigarette every day.

Dan, when you refer to the people who invented Diet Coke, you need to call them by their proper name, which are heroes.

They have changed my life.

I'm not saying that Diet Coke, Diet Coke is better than Coke, but I don't think it's a substitute for Coke.

I think Coke Zero is a substitute for Coke.

But Diet Coke and regular Coke have very different flavors and do not even get me started when I go to a restaurant and I say, hey, I'll have a Diet Coke and this is Diet Pepsi, okay?

No, bring me a water.

Oh my God, you're missing out, man.