Jessica Smetana

I don't think any Notre Dame fan, if Notre Dame goes like say 9-3 and is on the playoff bubble and misses it, I don't think any Notre Dame fan alive would be like, man, I wish we were in the Big Ten this season.

So no, I think they should have just beaten Texas A&M at home, honestly.

And they should beat USC at home if they want to make the playoff, like win the games.

That's really what it comes down to.

Dan, how could he do this to me?

People keep saying, oh man, Chicago Pope, you must feel so happy, so represented.

No, he's a White Sox fan.

He's laughing at me right now.

The Pope is laughing at me, Dan, and I deserve it.

I deserve it for being a Cubs fan.

And this is what I've said my whole life.

God doesn't love the Cubs.

It's obvious.

2016 was a fluke and it sent the whole universe into some sort of dark black hole tailspin that we still haven't fought our way out of.

God does not love the Chicago Cubs, Dan, and neither does the Pope.

I love that he responded in Spanish first, too, and then translated it into English.

That was solid Pope work by him.

Well, I'm shocked you guys haven't covered the Trent Dilfer news because it was the big college football head coaching news of the weekend.

He was let go by UAB.

But no, let's talk about the tortillas first, Dan, because this is one of those silly college football things that it started off a little silly, then it got real, and then it got real.