Jia Tolentino

missing cold Germany.

missing cold Germany.

He also, you know, he didn't like his life and he fucking changed it. He was like, I'm going to get on stage.

He also, you know, he didn't like his life and he fucking changed it. He was like, I'm going to get on stage.

And no one cares because they're all busy being like, I've hated you for 30 years.

And no one cares because they're all busy being like, I've hated you for 30 years.

He's pursuing it and it doesn't matter to anyone else.

He's pursuing it and it doesn't matter to anyone else.

Sell?

Sell?

I know, and his angry, hot girlfriend is there trying to slap fight everyone.

I know, and his angry, hot girlfriend is there trying to slap fight everyone.

Yeah, you really want to be at loose ends? Like, it's time to be at –

Yeah, you really want to be at loose ends? Like, it's time to be at –

Oh, but so the thing that happens with Alexi, I mean, that we all know was coming, but that Lori didn't know was coming was that the jewelry that was heisted.

Oh, but so the thing that happens with Alexi, I mean, that we all know was coming, but that Lori didn't know was coming was that the jewelry that was heisted.

Alexi, you got 10 grand right there. Sell the damn snake choker.

Alexi, you got 10 grand right there. Sell the damn snake choker.

But like, I was like, Lori should have taken it back. That's my quibble there. It's like, Lori, put it in your bag. Put it in your dang bag. I liked when her drawstring pants were falling off her ass.

But like, I was like, Lori should have taken it back. That's my quibble there. It's like, Lori, put it in your bag. Put it in your dang bag. I liked when her drawstring pants were falling off her ass.