Jim Cramer

Do I use it?

Yeah, I mean, there's things that make it rigged.

You did learn rigor, and I had corporate finance, and I had corporate tax.

Those were the things.

But I also took law on the banana.

Most of my classes were law on the banana.

Yes, well, first of all- You think you've gotten a return on that investment?

Well, no, but I started as a vet, as a ice cream vendor at the vet.

And said, hey, ice cream here, I got vanilla and chocolate.

And that's where I learned to call people Skip and Chief and stuff, because that's what they called me.

And what I realized very quickly was this is a 700 level.

If you paid off all the other vendors not to sell there-

you could have the whole franchise.

No way.

Everybody, not to come up to 700 level.

And I was just waiting in line.

But there was this picture by Steve Carlton.

It was like a real estate play was your first not-for-real move.

There was this picture of Steve Carlton, and he could actually finish a game in the time it takes to watch Kansatake.

One hour and 27 minutes.