JJ Vallow
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303 appearances
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first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
JJ Vallow’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like, there might be nothing beyond it, and there might be nothing to see.
It's no violent crime. Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. It's the most likely explanation. Occam's razor. Every cop is supposed to go off of like, what is the most likely explanation here? And in Rexburg, Idaho, the most likely explanation is some shithead kid with a paintball gun. Not a fucking assassin for a cult. Uh, well, that's where they were wrong.
But we know for a fact that Lori and Chad ordered this hit because later that night, Zulema Pastenas was hanging out with Lori when Alex called. Zulema heard Lori tell Alex over the phone that he was an idiot who can't do anything right by himself. Yeah, she sounded like a fucking cartoon villain.
Zulema, of course, took that to be an admonishment for botching the assassination, but only later because Zulema, poor, poor, stupid, stupid Zulema. The way that I would describe Zulema is that Zulema doesn't, like, I don't think Zulema really knows that there's anything going on at this point. She doesn't think about the murders or anything like that.
It's only after everything kind of comes back that she goes, oh. Oh, that makes sense now.
But in the end, Chad Daybell decided to go a different route in murdering his wife. Instead of an assassination, he and Alex decided to go with a good old-fashioned suffocation in the middle of the night. About ten days after Alex's attempt on Tammy Daybell's life, Chad called 911 and said that his wife had gone to sleep with a bad cough.
Chad had thereafter found her dead with so-called pink foam coming out of her mouth. So he ruled the causes as natural and immediately sent the body to a funeral home because Chad specifically said he did not want an autopsy.
That is true. They really can't. If I let pranks and coughs run my life. His whole life would be fucking shattered. It'd fall apart, yeah.
Now, as far as what Chad told Tammy's family, he said that she'd been sick and had been having coughing fits as of late, which her family found hard to believe because she'd been in perfect health when they saw her just two weeks earlier. Chad, however, stonewalled everyone again and again and even made a tacky and oddly detached Facebook post announcing her death. It read, quote,
It's the thank you so much.
He really is a bad writer.
Yeah. He's supposed to be. He's written like novel after novel.
What does that mean? Yeah. He used the word beautiful twice in three sentences.
Oh, and by the way, she was buried in the same cemetery where they used... No, not the pets.
No, it was a cemetery in Utah where they hadn't met, but she'd gotten him a job after they started dating. They worked there together for a long time.
Yeah, same joint.
Not the astronaut's wife, but the gravedigger's receptionist.
But, you know, Lori and Chad, you joke about it being like whoever I show up with four days from now. Two weeks after Tammy died, Chad and Lori flew to Hawaii and paid $600 for a beach wedding complete with a photo shoot. When they got back, Chad even had the nerve to call one of Tammy's sisters to tell her that he'd gotten remarried in Hawaii. This is two weeks after he buried Tammy.
Strangely, though, Chad described Lori as an empty nester whose daughter had died a year previous. Again, Chad's given details. He doesn't have to give. And he's lying for no reason.
Well, Chad and Lori's insistence that they go full steam ahead, it wasn't really working in the real world. Because the disappearances of Tylee and JJ were finally starting to catch up to Lori Vallow.
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