Joe Filey
👤 Speaker
221
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KILL TONY
#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS
That's kind of like a weird flex.
KILL TONY
#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS
But then it dawned on me, if I was gay, a lot of my problems would disappear.
KILL TONY
#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS
Like I wouldn't be as lonely, I would have better fashion sense, and I'd be in great shape.
KILL TONY
#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS
Because you have to be strong to fuck a dude.
KILL TONY
#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS
It's like fucking a bear.
KILL TONY
#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS
And then even jacking off in the mirror would be better.
KILL TONY
#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS
You're jacking off in the mirror, and there's a hot dude jacking off to you in the mirror.
KILL TONY
#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS
You start going faster, he starts going faster.
KILL TONY
#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS
And then you jack off, and you bust a nut, and then this dude who's been jacking off to you for 25 minutes busts a nut to you busting a nut.
KILL TONY
#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS
Pretty fucking awesome if you're gay, right?