#731 - MATT MCCUSKER + SHANE GILLIS

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Red Band 0:00
Hey, this is Red Band, and you're listening to the Death Squad Podcast Network. This episode of Kill Tony and every episode of Kill Tony can be found at DeathSquad.TV, Apple, Spotify, and anywhere you get podcasts. Check out TonyHinchcliffe.com for everything The Golden Pony, Tony Hinchcliffe. You can also check out ShopSquad.TV for Death Squad merch, hats, mugs, whatever. ShopSquad.TV. And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Matt McCusker 0:42
Hey, this is Grampy coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hedgecliff!
Tony Hinchcliffe 1:01
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?
Red Band 1:12
Yippee!
Tony Hinchcliffe 1:21
Hell yeah. Make some noise for Red Band, everybody. Keep it going for the best damn band in the land. This is Kill Tony, brought to you by ExpressVPN. Carlos Sosa, Raul Vallejo, Fernando Castillo, Nachos Belgrande, Michael Gonzalez, Sweatin' Bullets, Big Mike, on the drums, Matt Muehling on the electric guitar, John Deese on the keys, and that is D-Madness live in the flesh, ladies and gentlemen. In absolute scorcher, we're sitting here at 81.1 degrees Fahrenheit, 71% humidity. The AC guy is here. Make some noise for the AC guy.
Whoo!
Tony Hinchcliffe 2:04
Texas, late in July. Welcome. Welcome. Holy shit. ACs be breaking. This is a real live show. Anything can happen. Happens everywhere. Doesn't matter how much money Spotify gives you. ACs be breaking in Texas. A good old stress test here today. You see people fanning themselves. There's a Latino woman with an actual portable fan. I don't know how she snuck that in here. They lock up phones, but I guess you're allowed to shove a portable fan up your puss. Anything can happen here. As you can tell, this is an action-packed episode. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible.
Unknown 3:01
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Tony Hinchcliffe 3:24
Well, well, well. You know, every single week I book the show, and I can tell you with no ego, we're really doing it, Red Band. This is one of those very special nights. You guys hit the fucking comedy lottery. You did it. You did it. This is one of those big ones. Ladies and gentlemen, I present two of the greatest guests in the show's history. This is indeed Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker.
Tony Hinchcliffe 4:01
Shane Dillons! Matt McCusker! Woo! It's crazy how much hotter it is out here. Yeah, it's... It's, uh... I love you.
Matt McCusker 4:21
Mikes!
Unknown 4:21
Hey, hey, guys!
Matt McCusker 4:22
Two, three, four. It is unbelievably hot. Like, fucking blows. It is incredible.
Tony Hinchcliffe 4:31
I don't want to bring it up because I know that, you know, you're thinking about it. The crazy thing is that the AC works well in some places right now. The other room, which is an open mic filled with absolute bottom-of-the-barrel peasants, they are chilling, 69 degrees in there. The green room, 71 degrees, right behind that curtain. Very, very nice. It was nice right behind there, Matt, right before we went on. It's like, it's not that bad. I was like, wait till we fucking walk out. This is where God has decided the heat will lay tonight. Matt, how you feeling down there?
Joe Filey 5:03
Pretty good. I'm thinking we can like alternate breathing between guys and girls every 30 seconds.
Tony Hinchcliffe 5:09
We're going to have to come up with some kind of plan. The AC guy is here. I'm going to ask management, if anyone's listening, wave to me before he leaves. I want an update. Maybe we can get the AC guy to agree to a quick appearance, live appearance. Maybe he can explain himself. Whatever we do, do not let that guy fucking leave without giving me some kind of signal. I know he was just planning on another quick stop on a 6th Street fucking dungeon-esque bar, but he might end up in front of 5.5 million people real quick. Who gives a fuck? Right? Should we harass the AC guy? Anything can happen here. You guys have been guests numerous times on the show. 305 human souls signed up for tonight's show. Matt and Shane know what the fuck is up.

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